OMG, I’ve been turned into a salamander! Hey, what are those giant things at the bottom of Tisha’s legs. I think they’re…
like miniature Flying monkeys. I better crawl closer and take a better look. Ahhhhhh, she sprayed me with IH, oh the burn of the alcohol on my tinder soft salamander skin. Upon closer inspection I can see it is just stubble, it looks like she hasn’t saved in a few days because…
She’s in the middle of a hot arid desert, and there’s no water around. But wait, she starts dancing around in a circle and chanting some unrecognizable words and suddenly the sky fills with dark…
Bananas and tuna fish sandwiches
And on the sight of it and just a little bit startled, I looked around to see the Salamandar leaping toward Tisha’s…
And on a side note Steve must be eating lunch! 
wings as she flies off leaving me, the ungrateful insulting bastard that I am, to Honestly repent my transgressions while withering away in the hot dry sands…taking my salvation with her…
and her sister’s ruby red slippers, leaving me unable to …
to turn off my cloak of invisibility so my friends can…
see the red dress that matches those shoes. They have no idea that I’m really…
Mohamed Al Fied in disguise waiting for…
Emmie to show just a bit more of that tattoo. Just then a bolt of lightnening hit…
lol…
she Texted her BFF while she cackled, as the poor soul fried in the lightning strike.
WAIT! HOLY SHIT! SHES NOT FRIED! that lightning bolt gave her 15 power points and 25 more points for strength! SHE GREW LARGER! aparantly tisha absorbs electricity and grows…
Hazard finds a car battery and jumper cables and hooks them to both of her…
Hair curlers. The battery explodes sending Hazard and Tisha to…
meet steve the salamander which have something in store for them.
A private sweet near the only lake in the desert… just then steve presents tisha with an evening wear type outfit… she looks at it and says…
That nightgown is the exact same color as my husbands Mustang, and he’s gonna…
wanna join… but…