he’s driving a mule train to El Passo.
On that note… tisha grabbed her Garter belts and went into the bathroom saying…
(SIDE NOTE: is this getting too graphic? LOL)
Uh oh…I think I smell Willy…you better…
(Aside: Tisha’s husbands’ name is Willy…lol. Really.)
run! Oh wait, never mind, those are the mules I smell. Is that a canary in your underwear? What in Gods name are you doing with a…
canary in your underwear?..
which is all confused…
(had to correct my sentence, Bella you’re lightning fast lol!)
And the kids are on that damn pheromone forum again, and the younger ones…
But I fixed it!
Fixed what? 
Putting back in the “And the kids are” that mysteriously disappeared from your last post.
and the kids are on that damn pheromone forum again, and the younger ones…
can’t type very fast…
shhh…“The kids are sleeping” so we need to whisper if you want what you’re…
the younger ones are just too slow…
what do you mean you can’t type fast lady?!.. (I’m leaving, I think I’m messing up the story LOL!)
if they weren’t asleep I’m sure they could type faster…(lol)…
Umm Bella my husbands name is Bill, Another part of him is named willy 
(carry on I cant wait to see what I do next )
But they fell into a deep sleep after they drank the…
brake fluid and bleach cocktail. Hey what’s all that smoke coming out their…
tailpipes? So I offered to check under Tisha’s hood to make sure that …