Flaming! I must say that you’re a weird person!
No man has ever satisfied with what he has! I’m not talking about house or cars here! 
Yeah I know I mean really,
what’s the point of this so called civilization if we can’t use it to solve mans greatest challenge.
Ahh… you kids and your misguided dreams. If the good Lord didn’t bless ya with a manaconda, then you’re not completely out of luck. You need skill. Seriously, unless you suffer from micropenis (a real disorder, btw), you can compensate.
Making it bigger only complicates things. If you’ve got a big truck, but still don’t know how to drive it, you’re not going anywhere.
-D4
You may be right, i may be weird
…you gotta want what you have…and if others approve too then your confident
I wish I had a big penis.
…instead of this monster.
Only joking.
WTF? Do you eat it or rub it on? Hang on I don’t really want to know!!
Mac you eat it…don’t be alarmed bro its just a herb lol!
…mostly moai woweeee!
Yeah, Mac, Flaming is right! You can read about it here Aphrodisiacs anyone??
Yeah but when you crash a truck instead of a focus the wall sure feels it more.
…and when the Policeman ask you how it happens, you can just say that the “hand brake” is not working!
lol
you should say it is too fun to stop the truck
“I’m sorry officer, I didn’t realize how fast I was going”
LOL, you guys are a trip.
Oh, speaking of Horny Goat Weed, it’s great stuff! Don’t know much about it making it bigger, but it does have viagra-like properties of keeping things going after your orgasm. Combine it with some Saw Palmetto, and you can turn into a regular Peter North, assuming you’re aware of what he’s famous for.
-D4
I thought that’s due to the celery
Raw celery or celery pills?..
Peter North? It must be viagra and not Horny Goat Weed.
Just as long as it doesn’t do a ‘Bobbitt’
(I’m still not sure about anything that relates to horny goats - it sounds slightly satanic)
Officer: “You are going no where. You drive your truck forward and backward”
According to the lady at the herb shop I got mine from, that name refers to how the properties of the plant was discovered. Seems that goatherders noticed their males were quite a bit more frisky than usual after eating a certain plant. So it’s a weed that makes goats horny.
-D4
Officer: …and it seems that your “truck” has a funny gear system and it kept spilling all the “hydraulic fluids” everywhere!
Horny Goat Weed grows at high altitude in China and its medical effects has been documented as early as 200 BC.