I was thinking the other day that this could just be marketing genius. No guy will admit to taking them. Therefore if they don’t work no one is going to step up and say “man those pills don’t work.”
MR. PINK
“Like a Virgin” is all about a
girl who digs a guy with a big
dick. The whole song is a
metaphor for big dicks.
MR. BLUE
No it’s not. It’s about a girl
who is very vulnerable and she’s
been fucked over a few times.
Then she meets some guy who’s
really sensitive–
MR. PINK
–Whoa…whoa…time out Greenbay.
Tell that bullshit to the
tourists.
JOE
(looking through his
address book)
Toby…who the fuck is Toby?
Toby…Toby…think…think…
think…
MR. PINK
It’s not about a nice girl who
meets a sensitive boy. Now
granted that’s what “True Blue” is
about, no argument about that.
MR. ORANGE
Which one is “True Blue?”
NICE GUY EDDIE
You don’t remember “True Blue?”
That was a big ass hit for
Madonna. Shit, I don’t even
follow this Tops In Pops shit, and
I’ve at least heard of “True
Blue.”
MR. ORANGE
Look, asshole, I didn’t say I
ain’t heard of it. All I asked
was how does it go? Excuse me
for not being the world’s biggest
Madonna fan.
MR. BROWN
I hate Madonna.
MR. BLUE
I like her early stuff. You know,
“Lucky Star,” “Borderline” - but
once she got into her “Papa Don’t
Preach” phase, I don’t know, I
tuned out.
MR. PINK
Hey, fuck all that, I’m
making a point here. You’re gonna
make me lose my train
of thought.
JOE
Oh fuck, Toby’s that little china
girl.
MR. WHITE
What’s that?
JOE
I found this old address book in a
jacket I ain’t worn in a coon’s
age. Toby what? What the fuck
was her last name?
MR. PINK
Where was I?
MR. ORANGE
You said “True Blue” was about a
nice girl who finds a sensitive
fella. But “Like a Virgin” was a
metaphor for big dicks.
MR. PINK
Let me tell ya what “Like a
Virgin”'s about. It’s about some
cooze who’s a regular fuck
machine.
I mean all the time, morning, day,
night, afternoon, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick.
MR. BLUE
How many dicks was that?
MR. WHITE
A lot.
MR. PINK
Then one day she meets a John
Holmes motherfucker, and it’s
like, whoa baby. This mother
fucker’s like Charles Bronson in
“The Great Escape.” He’s diggin
tunnels. Now she’s gettin this
serious dick action, she’s feelin
something she ain’t felt since
forever. Pain.
JOE
Chew? Toby Chew? No.
MR. PINK
It hurts. It hurts her. It
shouldn’t hurt. Her pussy should
be Bubble-Yum by now. But when
this cat fucks her, it hurts. It
hurts like the first time. The
pain is reminding a fuck machine
what is was like to be a virgin.
Hence, “Like a Virgin.”
No, not without exercises. There is a thread in the archives that deal with this… search it up.
I have been wondering about this for quite some time though!
The ingredients in those pills are mostly herbs except for L-arginine and Vitamin E. Perhaps anyone who has tried this can share some of his “experiences”?
lol can tell this is the lounge haha
LADIES N GENTLEGUYS WE GO FROM PHEROMONIAL STAGES TO PENIS STAGES…ohh the world we live in
actually iv read a lot of things pending the truth is faslo or the false advertising is STILL false is to be determined that it is NOT true it will not permanently keep ol johnson down there big…
but it ponders the mind wat happens when u stop taking pills or patches?..so where does that length go back to?
lol well we certainly cant ask major johnson down there that question pssst…he doesnt have ears =]
go to lpsg.org
For the sake of science…
You know that stuff, Enzyte? The commercials with the guy with the ridiculous Joker grin? Well, I don’t know if they still do, but they used to offer a 30 day free trial supply.
I tried it. Didn’t work. It was more curiosity than anything else. I’m quite secure with my hulking three incher, thankyouverymuch!
-D4
All they mostly do is stimulate blood flow which a good woman could do any way.
So, are we asking do they make your dick bigger or make you a bigger dick - lol?
I have been accused of the latter at least …
Forget the pills, Google “Jelquing” it’s supposed to work. No matter what “averages” I’ve seen I’m always an inch or 3 bigger so I’m very satisfied with what I’ve got so I’ve not tried it myself. I do Kegel exercises though, there great.
I have to agree with the boss’ accusers here
After implementing a penis growth routine for several weeks, the dude first noticed that his penis was actually growing longer and was delighted. But several weeks and several inches later, he became concerned and went to see a urologist.
While his wife waited outside, the physician examined him and explained that, though rare his condition could be corrected by minor surgery.
The patient’s wife anxiously rushed up to the doctor after the examination and was told of the diagnosis and the need for surgery."
How long will he be on crutches?" she asked.
“Crutches???” the doctor asked
“Well, yes,” the woman said “You are going to lengthen his legs, aren’t you?”
Takes one to know one -nananananana -lol.
Or is that like the porn star John Holmes who was convicted of beating several people to death with an unidentified large, blunt object?
Ouch.
You do know that Jelq is Turkish slang for jerking off? That’s more or less the only thing you accomplish while jelquing.
lol like i’ve said I’ve not tried it but there are plenty of people on the internet who claim to have made gains. It’s not the same as wanking, its more pressure, slower and I don’t know but you do it flacid.
Ummm, seriously - the right woman can do wonders… -
Wow, I have not stimulated any blood flow in a while. 
That is because you are spending too much time posting on this forum!
I’ve never tried any,
However you know they don’t work because if a person ever came up with a product that could do that they’d be the worlds first trillionaire.
(luxury car sales would plummet)
Gee i don’t know if i wanna make it bigger than it already is he he he
…iv had it described as ‘perfect’ and ‘beautiful’
Seriously though products like ‘horny goat weed’ can stimulate blood flow in my experience
Mohammad what about Tongat Ali
You mean that they can send man to the moon and build the Stealth bomber, and they still cannot produce a simple pill to enlarge it?