Penis size

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So, ladies. How important is it? If it’s small, and… your first time with the owner of it, is that a put off? If it’s big, does it make you excited, nervous, scared?

And seriously.. what IS average size? I want to know where I stand… er… yeah.

Damn you, Instant Honesty!

LOL nice going dude.

But on the flip side.

Ladies may be concerned with Penis size, however the average woman’s vaginal cavity is a mere 4 1/2" in length… so anything other than that at times would bump the cervix and then what do you have… PAIN.

Now one of the options should be , “as long as it is over 5” and some good thickness"

Oiiiii…

What? :open_mouth:
Since when is it us women who obsess about penis size? :roll_eyes: I’d say that with the exception of very large penises (which the vast majority of women don’t like) I think very few women care about the size of your pen… it’s how you write with it that counts :wink:

In that case, I’m a regular William Shakespeare. :stuck_out_tongue:

Wouldn’t think you’d be any less than Shakespeare :wink:

Blush. <3

If Mikito is Shakespeare then I am a modern Dickens lol

Let’s write Dj! No homo LOL.

LOL!! This is the funniest post ever!!! hahahaha

Well, I chose the first one…lol wth, as long as both parties are making-love comfortably, does it matter?

<stares down at his feet and kicks at nothing>

IH is the devil.

Somehow penis size ended up being about literature, so… I call dibbs on Chaucer. Quite the pen. :slight_smile:

Xiphoid and mmselva, thank you for your grace, and for humoring me.

Bring it Mikito!!

LOL, imagine that. “Hand” cramps from writing too much!

LOL Ouch. I just snorted long island iced tea through my nose.

Watch that carpal tunnel.

Lol… I wonder how many sheepish-looking guys seek a doctor’s care for their carpal tunnel?

Pez!

Rofl countess.

Lol I’ll toss my honest two cents in on this one.

If its over 6 inches its gonna hurt me so chances are unless the guy is super special I’m outies.I’ve turned down perfectly hot guys for bragging about their junk being soo huge.:open_mouth: Cut me a break lol too big is just too big.

The only time I ran into wanting to pounce big things was when I was pregnant.Although I have noticed I cared more about girth when I ovulated go figure.Something about that whole Oi fertile fuck me hard and now thing I would suppose.:roll_eyes:

I’m petite in general but yeah the girly doctor gets the small duckie for me.:o
Thickness is good but home girl does her kegels so for me eh if its not like a glove chances are gimme a week and things are better. Muahaha…

What I DO care about the most though is extra attention I give it to my man I expect it in return.Ie.
Pay attention to a girls needs and weak spots.
Listen to what she likes or doesnt and go with that.:smiley:

Last I checked the national average was 5 to 5 1/2 inches.

I’ve been told I’m too honest. Lol so keep that stuff away unless you want to be pillow talked to death.:wink:

I feel like the smaller end of the proverbial stick should be included in this.:stuck_out_tongue:

LOL this is a funny thread… I thought I wrote something in reference to my package.. but I guess not.

Sorry then, no penis bragging for me, All I know is I have never been told anything bad, but I have been told to go slow.

CHA CHING!

most men 99.9 percent has normal penis size. In my experience it is bank account size that women dig. This has to do with nesting behavior and money being equated security, which is correct most of the time. Money and status is what counts.

Moneys alright but I’d kill for a back rub. :stuck_out_tongue:

Dunno I’m a dreamer I guess I’d rather have a man that loved me right sexually and otherwise lol than one that had mad bank and a penthouse.

Not that I’d object to being pampered but money.. Its fairly low on my list of things I like about a man.

I must say, you have some great qualities in you. :slight_smile: