Now Complete
As many of you may know I am writing down the last couple of years of my life in to a memoirs of sorts (yes I feel the need to help others have hope in life). So here is an excerpt if you will, still a bit raw, but true nonetheless. (This is copied over from my personal blog with my permission as done so by me)
As I left my brethren last night and navigated my vehicle down the bumpy deserted streets of ____, I could not help but to wonder how should I be received at Chi-jis. After much deliberation with myself whilst steering my expedition down the road (I know gas mileage sucks, but the ride is astounding, and the system bumps my kinda of music) I finally came to a decision with myself, I would take a page out of the mones website and pair TUTH with A314. Ah, A314, the essence of scholarly man coupled with foreign dignitary. A314, my long lost friend, with whom only a whiff is enough to bring back those warm and soothing memories of women past. (Such a good friend.)
So upon arriving at Chi-jis I anointed myself with a rather robust wardrobe of scents. I had the ever wonderful A314 in the calming scent of Akuto, the Musk scent of the TUTH, a quick shot of 20mcg of Molecule A, 7.5 mcg of Molecule F, followed with 50mcg of P96.
Now some may say to themselves, I haven’t the foggiest what he means by that, so allow me a minute to elaborate.
A314 is a very masculine scent a composure of nine organic synthetic pheromones suspended in a oil base. The effect of wearing such a robust albeit subtle concoction is that it can be blended well enough with a minute subtle effort. It is here that I employed the help of my gained-ed knowledge though my many trials and risky nights some mentioned within these very pages, but I digress. With the Assistance of the consumer product Turn-Up-The-Heat(2.5mcg) variant I in essence kicked up the sexual edge of that silky wonder that is A314. Next as I took in the essence of which I was then emitting, I felt the need to be bold, not so much in a cocky fashion and I am not referring to the avian variety but to project my candor in a rather more present manner. With this in mind, the selection of Molecule F was ever so clear.
Now, as I sat in my motor vehicle basking in my own self inflicted radiance, I left my mind a wander for but a moment. It was that moment however that I came back to self and knew which final additions that were desperately needed.
Molecule A whose effective dosage I knew to be pinged at twenty micrograms, this would smooth my rather handsomely dashing rogue appearance as well as add a bit of a benevolent affirmation about my persona.
As miraculously as I saw this happen-chance of insight, I knew that the polishing touch would in-fact be derived from the experimental putative number ninety-six. Ah, pheromone putative number ninety-six, at first waft of but a wisp of this wonderfully delightful fragrance seems neigh feels like a slight warmth caressing the skin; the scent of a young fertile female body pristine, pure once awakening beside you. In short readers, it gives that feeling when you feel content with life, your head tilts ever so slightly as your eyes close and roll back whilst you breath in suddenly and enjoy the ride that is exhaling relaxation fulfilling every joint and muscles wildest memories of the womb.
With my arsenal layered, my congruency checked, rechecked, and pinged once again. I entered the establishment known hence-forth as “Chi-Jis” comrade in tow. Now I make my mixes heavy handed, in a way they are a bit of a heavy helping hand. They are eloquent, persuade my unconscious mind to become witty, and never apologize for being a man above all things. Things being as they are, we ventured thence through those wooden doors two inches thick if by a hair more, meet warmly by the inner doors as if reaching the “sweet spot” of the establishment itself.
Finding no hostess, wanting not to take liberties waited we did do. Two perhaps three at most passed before finally a young Hispanic woman I would gauge of just twenty-four greeted us with a smile that made my heart skip a instance. An exchange of chit-chat awaiting the proper seater, low and behold another slender Hispanic young lass with her straight dark brown hair in a single ponytail did greet us with a rather pleasant smile.
Hostess: Y’all have been seated already right?
Us: Noooo…
Hostess: But you were here earlier and sat right there, the table is still open
A-Man: I was here earlier with my mother and her boyfriend, however my friend he was not with us
Hostess: Are you sure?
Deej: Yes we are quite sure
Hostess: (directed at me) I don’t believe you, let me smell your breath!
At this point she leaned in I embraced her as if to kiss her with her arms around me and mine her, I quickly let her go and she was taken aback
Deej: You have to watch yourself… I am a smooth operator, your lucky I just came to drink tonight.
A-Man: That’s cool Deej (laughing) I think she is cute (he overtly winks at her)
Hostess: Wow guys let me get you a table
Now I am thinking… ok, I set up my buddy for this easy enough as I was privy to the info he wanted a reason to go talk with her thus our drinks and barcrawl for the night.
Now as I was not at the table listening to their little exchange I am please to report as I was ordering my three finger glass of Johnny Walker Red Label on the rocks, A-man did get graced with her number and later on when I noticed her looking at the table, she blushed when I noticed her.
That is when I with but the utmost smallest of small, faintest of faint intake of air the volume of which could have not been more than that of the weight of twenty or so orchid petals white and purple in coloration. The mixture reared it’s wholesome head, turned myself upon my stead, in turn I then knew… a night of nights was upon me.
After a spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch check I was off to see a door man about admission with my pheromone cloud in-tow.
Now all that is really left my friends is to tell of the fantastic ass grabbing, getting boobed multiple times, having mean looks from girls that want me to talk to them and they know I know this, dancing with a nice girl I called red, told her her shirt was hard to not look at, she said that was why she wore it, I said well shit girl you got my attention and that is good for you and my libido, lets dance 
and we did for three straight songs.
Let us begin our second segment on this wondrous reading adventure by saying the word for today is Awesome, this word has many uses but today that use is that being yourself and staying confident like a rock is awesome. As I made my way through the club into the jowls of the beast that is a mediocre establishment I feared not for I had A314 on my side, true, trusty, triumphant, my walk was that of a leopard in his dominion, confident, knowing, enticing, and thirsty which is why I ordered a Coors light give me a break it was dollar domestic night.
Now Coors light is not a bad drink, I am quite fond of it. I would rather have a full bodied robust beer like a Texas Shiner Bock beer but hey I am not that picky for $1.
I am feeling good at this point in the night perhaps 1 hour after exposure, well I start drinking as well aa scoping out the place making introductions to older friends and just socializing.
I met red as I was talking to some pharmacy students, she was as well which I did not talk to her about, she asked if I could hold her beer while she danced I said only if I get the next dance she agreed and I sent her on her way. I figured she would dance with the guy for one perhaps two songs, then get another guy and dance for one or two, knowing how these chicks are.
Well that is what happened, but when the final song ended I went for a piss taking the beers along, no I did not do anything to then and I washed my hands, but they were in there… screw it.
I went back out and low and behold, she is standing where I found her and she is looking for me LOL, I approach calm cool collected and give her and the guy their drinks, I ask her if she enjoyed herself she said he was not aggressive enough. I leaned down and told her, her top was making it extremely hard for me to drink my beer and concentrate at the same time on her nicely shaped ass. She said why thank you, that’s why I wanted to wear it.
DING!
So a tejano song was next to come on, she is looking for a partner seeing none she asks me if I dance this I said no, she looked sad, I grabbed her hand and asked “Do you want to have fun?, she said “yes”, I said " Then screw it, lets go for it”"
I pulled her onto the dance floor and she did not make it easy for me, she had my leg in between hers as we are dancing a cajunto song… not easy, so then I did my dancing spinning her when I felt like it, did a lift and a dip, spun her all while looking deep into her eyes, on the end of the song I spun her slid step up to her dip’d her to my right kissed her on her lips and with my other arm grabbed her ass.
I brought her back up with a little spin, as she got to her feet she was a little light headed and stumbled a little… giving the effect of… holy shit what a kiss lost my head…
I went back left her on the dance floor got my beer and waited… She went for the bathroom and water, she came back looking better than she left. I bust her on it right when she got back.
She slapped me on the cheek, but right before I saw she was going to do it so I put my beer down and leaned into it, then went back to my stance and sipped my beer… It looked funny as shit LOL. She looked pissed, I grabbed her close and said “You know… it was worth it and made my day let me buy you a drink RED”.
She agreed and went to the bar, slapping for a high five with a complete stranger on the way.
I got red’s number and left her with her friends to go mingle with mine and see what else I could find.
I found sarah, mild chit chat and social bantering talking about mind games and what not.
I found Amber got her new number and we talked and I left her when she started getting drinks from guys, I told her to have fun and I went off on my own… she hates that really. (side note - I felt her up and kissed and lightly bite her on her neck as she is leaving, my TUTH really hit her hard and her hand did that kat thing where it out stretches and reels back in… HOT so I bit her and she clenched so I grabbed her ass and kissed again. Sent her on her way off as the rest of the girls are leaving the club, amber left with a special mark “Mine”.
Three more girls and numbers randoms 2 talking about designer clothes, had I not known about them I would have not gotten their numbers.
Made plans with them both for Tuesday dancing group, as I told them, we will get to see if they like me and I like them over $1 beer and some dancing.
When wearing things like A314 and Tuth, you are basically wearing a license to take liberties, and if you do not try, how do you know she will say no?
Just be a guy… Do it.
. Damn you