Umm…so are you saying that you “pine” for men?
Now there’s a pun.
Maybe you were a pine tree in a past life. Likely, I think it just means you enjoy sex outdoors. But only in coniferous forests. Do you use artificial christmas trees? Think back to a time where you were in a room with a real Christmas tree and were really turned on and/or having sex…
Man I’m getting good at this
To some people, wolves are noble animals. It’s just the later Europeans that assosciated them with evil devourers. In Native American cultures the wolf is often identified with wisdom and knowledge. In ancient northern Europe, wolves were the companions of Odin, who was also a deity assosciated with wisdom.
But… maybe I’ll pick a different avatar. (edit) See now, isn’t that better?
Sometimes a forest is just a forest, I think Sigmund Freud would say.
lol interesting.
imho, when I see a girl with orange lipstick, in the back of my head I just think
a) that the girl drank an orange soda and it stained her lips
b) she had pasta and the tomato sauce stained her lips lol
c) (if it doesn’t suit her features) hmm…just looks not right…weird
but it could look hott on you. I haven’t seen you so I can’t really tell
Anyways, I’ve always found caucassian women soooo fricken pretty with pale full lips/red lipstick (like dark cherry red) just pops out from their pale complexion, really beautiful with really lightly used mascara.
Sometimes red lipstick with smokey eyes, can look overdone on many women (especially ones with pale eyes, well I have pale eyes so welcome to the club) Women with dark brown/chestnut eyes can get away with red lipstick and smokey eyes (you lucky ducks!). My grandmother is a make up artist, and she always advised me that when I wear makeup that I focus on one part of my visage since I have lighter eyes. But this is my opinion lol, I ain’t pushin’ anyone lol
So what’s best is to decide which part of your face you want to emphasize. The eyes? or the lips? cheekbones? …etc.
The eyes: smokey eyes is best with almost naked lips (or your natural lip color lipstick)
Lips: if you choose red per say (seems quite popular) then it’s better to go easy on the eyes with a light mascara.
Men seem to get confused easily lol, so it’s better to focus on one area. When I wear smokey eyemakeup, and lipbalm, guys will stare more at my eyes when talking, when I wear red lipstick they would look more at the lips and then look at the walls lol. So I guess simple is best lol
Hope it helps!
Just never forget that, keep it simple for us, and you will do fine whenever you have to deal with us guys - lol.
On the other hand, if you catch him with someone else and he tries to use that knowledge to his advantage by using any variant of the “confusion defense”, don’t believe him. He ain’t that confused.
Sorry guys if I just gave away a Man Secret.
Yes, men are such simple creatures, how ever did we manage to run the world for thousands of years? 
LOL! that’s right omg daddykins you’re so cute! lol…oops sorry, I’ll replace the cute with something else… how about nice?! lol
This thread is interesting.
There are somethings that a man can wear that just cause me to do a double take!
Such as loose fitting (not sagging) or should I say relaxed fitting jeans a clean white t-shirt and timberland boots or work boots. Must be at least slightly toned or muscular. The darker the better. Lawd help me, the look of a working man!
The cologne that makes me want to jump on a man would be Monte Blanc.
Um, I think we are going to have to call an emergency Man Meeting. It seems we have a leak…
LOL! aww poor bosshanks!
Oh lovely Kitten, don’t you know? The forest is so much more naturally beautiful than the mean jungle and slavery of the garden. This is a reflection of your beautiful outlook on life. Under the deep blue sky, the scent of the forest brings to your mind a wonderful state of bliss. Oh look! The sky is darkening and bringing on a gentle rain to the forest. Time to crawl into the tent where the delicate fragrances of new rain and canvas are tantalized by the patter of the the gentle raindrops!
“The woods are lovely, dark and deep …” Robert Frost
Well you can go Freudian with the forest full of tall, thick, hard, strapping … trees kinda thing.
You could go with the “What pleasant memories do you associate with that smell” line of thought.
You can try a genetic approach - your ancient ancestors lived in forests.
Or you can just say “I like this cologne” and give your guy a bottle of it. If he is smart enough to keep he’ll take the hint.
Lingerie…
I like too-small-panties/thong under some lycra or a tight skirt/dress. It’s kinda ghetto so it only works if you aren’t (ghetto). Best scenario would be a woman just after a yoga workout- trying to work off the weight so those little panties fit again. Just the most beautiful sight (besides no panties).
I never did say what type of look I like. It’s easily the sexually repressed librarian. I’m talking long sleeve, button up blouse, buttoned all the way up, glasses, and hair done up in a bun.
Watching that transform in slow motion… the voluptuous removal of the glasses, the releasing of those pent up tresses, flowing in a breeze that originates out of nowhere, and the slow unbuttoning of the blouse from the bottom up… aaaahh…
-D4
I think guys just like that whole lady in the streets and whore in bed thing. Look conservative in public and surprise them with that naughty , dirty do me however you like outfit in private.
Yes and yes!
There is nothing more erotic than that ‘transformation’ from conservative good girl to wanton minx…
I agree with Data and Diatism here.If the girl is only naughty or only straight laced its boring.Its the tension of an ocean of desire just under the surface of an otherwise conservative facade thats alluring, surprising, and very exciting…