I was walking to pick up my car and this dude intentionally with his lights beaming on me tried to run me over. After he got one or two households away he honked at me. I was not seeing things as he decided to take up the “middle” of the road with his stupid Expedition and didnt stop or hesitate at all and I had to jump out of the way.
Problem is he lives in a neighborhood that sits right next to my gated community. I have spotted his car and I wanna egg his car but I dont wanna get charged for vandalism. If he was from somewhere else I would have no choice but to let it go but hes right there in front of me.
I suppose this is Santa’s way of giving me coal
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I pray that someone up there give me the strength to not do anything because I’m on my last nerve with this whole “offer the other cheek and just move on” attitude.
I would not bother egging their car have someone you know unscrew some oreo’s and put them on their car on a cold night. The oreo’s will freeze on to the paint and when they try to take the oreo’s off it will pull their paint down to the primer.
I’llhave to try that one. Standard brake fluid or balogna will work as well. Oreos sounds more vicious. Sugar in the gas tank works. That will fuck up everything.. oh cut his brake lines. Get a diagram of his.brake line system and cut them all… very expensive to repair.
Someone did that to my winter beater once. Big steaming turd right on the hood. If I ever find out who it was, I’ll make sure I have a good case of diarrhea for them.
Well, you are suppose to turn your cheek. Love him and pray for him. Or you can juice 4 oranges, some asparagus, 2 apples, and celery. Drink it wait 30 mins and piss on his tires and door latch. You could just pour the juice on the car, but pissing would be better. You would leave one hell of a erone stench too.
I specialized in IED in the Army. Pretty crazy considering our military taught me stuff that enemy combatants now use. Anyway I cannot be bought and I will not rig your street with a directional landmine or flaming mammy.
Don’t bother searching, you won’t find them anywhere. Besides if you don’t know, you will never understand either.
Put poop under his door handles. Also, tie some long zip ties tightly around the driveshaft so that there is extra slack hanging off that will turn with it and hit something. The guy will hear constant loud clicking from it and think something is terribly wrong with his car.
That’s the thing about bonified whack jobs…unless you know for sure you’re the bigger gorilla…don’t…they’re f’n crazy. The demented SOB deliberately tried to run you down! Somehow egging his car just won’t cut it.
If you know who this crazy bastard is, call the cops and file a formal complaint against him ASAP. It may be your word against his but at least there will be a record of it. You might not be the first person he’s tried to run down/kill and he shouldn’t get away with it.
Olfact, I am sure you have seen posts where I tell people we make our own reality. This is a perfect example.
Everything has a polar opposite. You looked at the situation and thought “why me, great just what I need, some irate asshole driver trying to kill me” You heard him beep and instantly thought “the guy has some nerve beeping at me as if I did something wrong” Then you thought of ways to get back at him. The rest of your night you were probably feeling unease and tense. What you think controls your mood, your day, your reality, your life.
This is how I see it…
You did get a early Christmas present. You didnt get hit by that SUV. The driver was probably distracted by his radio or phone and didnt see you till the last second. He beeped in a gesture of apology. Maybe this close call will save both the driver and some other poor unsuspecting pedestrian alot of heartache someday because it gave to driver a wake up call to pay attention more. I dont know seems to me that night was one of the greatest nights of your life. You didnt get killed.
See how your perception would set your mood for the rest of the night ? I know if your depressed its hard to see the positive side but you need to consciously stop and look for the polar opposite. After a while those thoughts will be the first to come to your mind instead of the negative thoughts. Strive for the better thought. Be the better person. Be the mindful person. You dont have to get back at him. What we put out into the universe comes back to us in some form. If he did do it on purpose Karma will take care of it I guarantee you that. Either way Santa visited early and you didnt get coal, he gave you a nudge to make you jump out of the way and you were saved. Sometimes the greatest gifts are the ones that are the hardest to see.
