Hi Felicity, welcome to pherotalk.
I like Tisha’s mace suggestion to deal with your clueless married friend. hahaha
EOW is definitely a product you’ll need to research to use, there is a great post stickied in the womens section titled Newbie with a few questions that will help you with application and dealing with the smell. Also if you search the forum you will find many more creative ways to use it.
Enjoy!
I am really waiting for your results. I hope you get the feeling you desire from the males
Hi again everyone!
I have been experimenting with what I have, which is copulins and Oxytocin.
The copulins I have are difficult to calculate a dose. They are from that British supplier and I’ve no idea which batch they are. They smell so bad I don’t use even a drop. Maybe half a drop.
I’m going to work on a way to put these in my hair in such a way they don’t get out till I let my hair down - literally.
>And although EST is great for older people, wearing it can lead to long term commitment talk.
Ah yes. And you mentioned clients ‘falling in love with me’. They do that already! Thats what makes regulars 
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What happens is I go along, build up a rapport real fast so they are comfortable having sex. Next thing you know, they’ve forgotten this is just my job and are pestering for unpaid excursions. They all try it - well 90% do. Ringing me up asking me to dinner or to a concert, and I have to point out I only have the time ‘if this is a professional engagement’.
>Secret Diary of a Call Girl
I could have written that. Its so accurate! Except I don’t hide my profession from my friends, which makes things easier.
Usually whe you see a hooker on TV its supposed to be some kind of tragedy. The job has far more comedy in it though..! I don’t get paid for doing this stuff, but for doing it with a straight face
>Mace
What makes you think I don’t already? Heh. Overkill for my married friend though
You aren’t supposed to have it in the UK, but I had a loony after me (wants me to star in a snuff movie where he peels my skin off) and the police are taking their sweet time about finding him. When I got a spray in lieu of any actual work on their part they got their fingers out only long enough to arrest me for it and investigate why someone whose life is in danger had a self defence spray.
Not a long investigation, you’d think.
I nailed them to the wall in the police interview despite only 3 hours sleep in the past 53 hours (think three foxes and a chicken sitting down to ‘decide what to have for dinner’, and getting up sharpish when they realise its a fox and three chickens) - and that was without a lawyer and without me looking up any laws on the subject.[2]
The CPS (UK district atourney) declined to prosecute, because I think, they can see I’m intending to set a precedent by citing certain recent human rights additions to our legal framework (plus some other stuff around the subject of duress).
So they dropped it like a hot potato, to my fury but won’t give me the mace back, and I emailed the cop in charge of both searching for my nutjob and prosecuting me for the spray (can you say ‘conflict of interest’?) to point out their raid had missed several supposedly illegal sprays my cleaner had since discovered, and another raid might prove fruitful.
..but only if he thought a UK citizen had some legal obligation to either a) die at the hands of a lunatic or b) attempt hand to hand combat with this lunatic and possibly kill him.[1]
After spending a month in the bath with some heavy duty law books, on both statutes and precedents then checking with the UKs best rights lawyers, I came to the conclusion a UK citizen whose life is under a specific threat was under no such obligation and in view of the fact the police did not manage to do a single IP lookup in six months when they could have had this bastard inside a week with that and a court order against his ISP - I’d very much like to test my novel legal theory in front of 12 hardworking taxpayers and a judge.
So I’ve invited them for another raid and at the moment the legality of my actions is ‘undetermined’. If they don’t raid me soon, I’m going to turn up at the cop shop, pockets full of sprays and confess. I’ll do it once a month till I get to see a judge or the lunatic is behind bars.
Sorry for digressing but 1) I thought the mace subject might come up again.
F.
[1] The state does not execute lunatics where I live. We put them in a nice comfy place and talk to them and treat them. If the state wants this dude executed they can do their own dirtywork. I will not kill.
[2] My job is legal in the UK, so long as I am careful what I say to clients beforehand. Therefore when a nutter emails me, I expect him caught.
This deserved a separate response I think.
> There are a lot of other interesting putatives and mixes I’d love to recommend for you. But I can’t do that until you’ve tried and posted about the instant products. I hope you will do so. Once you know what you are doing, you can tailor your pheromone combinations just like putting on a costume.
I have been thinking a lot about the mischief I can get up to doing exactly that and I don’t think, from a hooker’s point of view, you are even going far enough! Right now, its been like this.
I advertise in such a way that it attracts the kinds of men who want a girl like me - respectable looking, interesting, non-intimdating and not a doormat. That is, I’ve been playing myself and so far, the hardest thing about this job is getting the dress right.
I have a marketing background (affiliate marketing and running Adwords accounts). There is much fun to be had with marketing!
I thought if I can put out different phero signatures, I can put out different ads to match them and attract the guys looking for that type of woman. Depends on how authentic I can get a truly different sig to seem on me, I guess.
A the moment I have a catch all type of ad, but I’d like to split test different ads, emphasising different aspects. Might be good to change signature to match.
Heh. And one day, if I’m bored enough, I’ll tell the truth in an ad, which will look like this..
“Man in a womans body, lot older than she looks. Guaranteed shaggable. Likes engineering, medicine, IT, law, science, and DIY. Carries t-handled posidrive with interchangeable tips, no job too small. Charges by the hour. Photo available.”
F.
Tater envies you in a way. If i were a woman and knew what i know now about pheros, i would be ruling my little corner of the world.
Wait a sec…I’m still a man and i already am…never mind.
Update..!
I placed the kind of ad I’ve been thinking of. Well.. I was honest about my interests anyway. I left out the bit about the screwdriver.. that sort of thing being a bit ‘specialist’..
The response has been good. I was already about the only girl there who doesn’t use a pic with her ass hanging out for advertising and claiming to be 18! I’ve attracted older guys, from expensive postcodes with that ad. God knows how. I expect they were sick of being patronised or something 
Now some guys will answer any ad. If its female - they’ll enquire about the rates and spend all day pouring over the replies they get.
There is this one called Vincent. Never met him, never going to, but he emails once a week under the impression I might be a different girl. Soon as you send him a few details he tries to get a free meetup for coffee while he decides if he wants some.
You think that makes him an idiiot? No. That just makes him unrealistically optimistic. Its his dick pictures he includes with each application, thats what makes him an idiot! Hes never once forgotten to include a photo of his smug, stupid looking, slightly handsome face - and some dick pics. (Yup, that’ll light up a hooker’s day. Dick pics).
Until that ad anyway. The one that mentions my interests being engineering, medicine and science etc..
Still got the smug face-shot, but no dick pics!!
Heheheheh. This guy’s way of showing respect to a lady, is to fail to send her dick pics. What a catch!!