Tervehdys. That’s salutation in Finnish, and you will most likely hate this cliché of starting conversation as my native language. This message however is my introduction, and so in this message you found my basic interests, couple idealist thoughts and some absolutely ridiculous alignments of weird marks which I call letters. I would also like to say sorry if I’ll be able to make someone angry (that happens to me too often even if I don’t want it 
). I’m a man, so women, please don’t beat me for my ideas 
Yes, I’m one of those paneuropean snobs who look to the other people as if they should worship our continent. Well, not exactly but I’m still pretty much ‘‘Unite the Europe’’-guy 
At this point, I would like to say, that all possible mistakes in my English are not my fault. It’s the evil eye Yes, my humor is just as weird as me. And my Finnish language is so hard and rare that I don’t think anyone in this forum knows those words.
But enough about the Europe, let’s talk about Finland (Like anyone would care about our country which is boring and small.). Basically, yes, here’s very cold. Very, very cold. Especially if you live in Northern Northern Finland. Luckily we have enough energy to use and boost the climate change so we Finns are not dying in hypothermia. No, we don’t have polar bears which is one very usual mistake made by foreigners, we only have just as funny brown bears.
Then about me: I’m in high school (I think that’s the right word in English), 18 years old and very cynical atheist. Speaking arrogantly, I consider myself pretty intelligent in certain affairs. I admire Plato, Friedrich der Große, Gustav II Adolf (I don’t know what they are in English cause I speak little bit German and not-so-little-bit Swedish and I like to use their original names) and especially one brilliant Roman known as Cicero. Voltaire is also one of those good philosophers. Sokrates is (in my opinion) certainly not good philosopher, he’s rather petty person and I hate also every kind of an extremist groups as left- and right-wing idiots. Oh, I really don’t like anarchists too. One funny thing is also, with all due respect to the believers, that I think it’s pure logic how person can figure that there is no god (in my opinion, naturally). And I’m pretty ‘‘justice fanatic’’ if I may say so, and as a stoic I’m very big supporter for law of nature - ‘‘that is a theory that posits the existence of a law whose content is set by nature and that therefore has validity everywhere.’’
Then the bad sides: I am complete idiot in every possible handcraft thing that you can ever imagine. I mean, it’s propably not that bad in USA or in big cities, but here everyone expects that you can fix your car with a stick and chewing gum. I also do not like usual hobbies of high school students which involves very, very much alcohol. Our country propapbly uses biggest amount of beer per person in the whole world.
So, now it’s really a time to get in a real thing. First of all, I would like to say that I’m in pretty good shape and people luckily do not throw up when they see my face. I’m also, a little bit shy but still quite in-control-of-myself with womens and everywhere. I mean, I’m one of those ‘‘popular guys’’ but I do not want to waste my brains in alcohol (I’m pretty stoic so I just can’t do it) so I don’t really have ladies that way. Earlier I said that I’m shy, and with that I mean, that I can talk with womens without any problems and better than almost anyone in my class or school, but I really don’t often want to risk my status acting like too willing-to-fuck-idiot and besides, believe it or not, I really do not want just sex with any woman I meet. I guess I’m one of those who wants more than just sex though I naturally have nothing against sex
So, I’m rather good in small talking and I can easily approach women but I have more problems with asking them for realtionship. Here I’m looking for your help in this case: As cynical man I really would like to get a proof that these pheromones really work, even though I understand easily basic consept. Considering my situation, feel free to recommend cheap pheromones (I’m in high school, you propably do figure how much money I have for spending especially in the middle of economic crisis) for me and please assist me with your knowledge and ask if you need more information to recommend the best possible choise.
P.S I certainly do hope that someone is nice enough to assist 
. I’m taking too IS because I want to test other pheromone as well and to-go bottle would be useful. If these pheromones do work, I’ll start using them in constantly in normal life, but I want of course test them first. Thanks for help again.
Oh well I tried to make you feel at home.