I was a bit unsure what to expect when first opening the freshly arrived package from my doorstep. I was exhausted from an early morning meeting and NEEDED COFFEE!! But impatient me, decided I needed a brief smell of A314 just to see what it smelled like. WTF!!! Maybe I don’t need coffee.
The first smell told me its good, just smell it again. So I did. Again, and again, and again. Something was a bit strange here. I thought I was tired? Do I have a buzz? Ok, definitely not just cologne. WTF… No, not just like that. Lets remain skeptical, right? I think I need to use the bathroom or…maybe…rule the world? Well that can’t be right. No, yes, I feel empowered strangely. In a subtle, uplifting, non tired, grinning kind of way. I think I need to take a test run.
12:00PM
Instant openness- 2 sprays with one on chest/neck and other over wrist and rubbed on opposing wrist
A314- 2 drops applied to jawline and wrists
Instant Shine- 3 sprays to chest/neck and wrists
Anyways… Definitely had some very noticeable self effects.
Being somewhat morning I figured I would cruise the local shopping areas and test my charm. My first pit stop was Starbucks, for a social cup of coffee(I guess I was still a little burned out). No one inside other than a tweeky looking worker so I went outside to drink at a bench and watch people as they floated past. Wasn’t expecting much from this because of being outside and impersonal. One lady, of the larger breed, seemed to lock onto me like she had a homing device in her eyes set on destroy. Ok, wind is not blowing in her direction, what is the deal. That’s when I question if she is looking at me. I glanced around and saw no one else. Starting to get a bit weird… Planning…Planning… On to next location before this lady rapes me! And I don’t think pheromones were needed for that to happen. She looked HunGrY!
Usually people do not talk to me much, but today seemed different. I had headed to a mall where I was drawing more chatter than usual. Not much more than that, other than some more scary looking Cougar types eyeballing me. Did I make some kind of horror mix? What the hell!? And after I just finished watching a show about people testing pheros that turned ugly old women into sex crazed zombies! Yikes!!
This is where it got good. It had been about three hours since application and I was walking through downtown when I spotted a couple of ladies walking towards me from a distance. They were both cute, and down wind.
I played a brief fantasy in my mind that they caught wind of me, and were blown away by my lion scent, unable to resist making a comment! It was good while it lasted. Back to reality… As I approached these two girls moving towards me, I made eye contact. They held it? Strange.. Usually I am a bit intimidating. Ok, whatever. Finally as we close the distance, one of them looks me square in the eyes and tells me how fucking hot I am.
Really?! Did that just happen? Strolling down the same roads I always do? That is so unusual, that it took me a minute to even register it. That is HUGE! That has never happened to me out of the blue. I feel good. Now I am really interested. Coincidence? Maybe. Placebo affect? Possibly. But whatever it was, I am going to try again. For science of course 
. Time to fall on my face and count the stars. PEACE!