First day out.

Today was my first experience using the A314, Instant Shine and Instant Honesty that I ordered. It was my intention to follow the advice of DrZorters who recommends one product at a time. One drop or spray at a time. This was my experience. I should mention first that my wife opened my order by mistake thinking it was her new iPhone. She was surprised as I had not intended to tell her of my experiment with pheromones wanting to gauge her reactions unawares. No such luck. She was shocked to discover that her normally thrifty husband would pay that kind of money for what she thought was cologne. I was shocked to hear she thought they smelled great! Not good but great! She normally doesn’t care for anything that I’m interested in on principle simply because we don’t get along very well. I guess it makes sense though as I didn’t care much for the scent at first. If I like it she doesn’t and vice versa. Having said all that I left the house this morning wearing two drops of A314 applied to the wrists and then to the area behind my ears. I made a point of standing around the coffee machine at the rear of the office prior to the morning meeting. The guys all acted normal around me and me likewise. I was conscious of the fact that it is advisable to act yourself. What happened next certainly surprised me. Our head secretary, an attractive woman in her mid thirties, approached me, put her arms out and hugged me. That in itself is not surprising as she’s hugged me before and even kissed me on the cheek, us being pretty friendly to one another at work and all. This however was different. Before I describe this hug I should mention that I recently helped her financially with a rather substantial loan. She was approaching me to tell me that she’d have my money that afternoon which it turned out she did. I mention this simply because I’ve never been good at reading women. Anyway, the hug. Instead of the usual up and under the arms and around the back kind of deal she places her hands above my hips and slides them up my sides and then around all the time drawing me quite close. In addition I get a kiss that unlike the usual peck on the cheek, sort of lingered and traveled along the cheek from front to back. When her head reached the side of my head I was conscious she had her nose right behind my ear and she seemed happy to stay right there for a moment. This of course was right where I’d applied this stuff. I feel almost compelled at this point to say, hey! I’m not making this up! Now either that was a hit or she was really grateful for that loan. I should also mention that a young woman in her early twenties seemed to be making a lot of eye contact with me and seemed to be paying a lot of attention to a conversation I was having with a co-worker. This young lady is a new hire and although we are friendly I’ve never known her to study on me like that. Every time I looked her way she met my gaze and smiled. After the meeting I ran home and threw the rule book out the window. I applied two more drops of A314, gave my wrist a shot of Instant Honesty, and gave my hair a couple shots of Instant Shine. Smelling pretty good I went back to office and spent the day there around seven or eight women none of whom reacted to me in any way out of the ordinary for the rest of the day. All in all I think something may be going on with this stuff. I’m just glad it has a nice scent and I seem to have gotten some reaction straight off. Sorry to be so long winded. I’ll keep you posted if anyone finds this sort of thing interesting. Ingmar.

you OD on the pheromone… when you do that you get no reaction at all, or (people get mad at you for no reason). get the rule book back…