I ordered some instant shine and turn up the heat like a few weeks ago.Never really had time to try them out somewhere interesting cos I’m revising for my exams and u’ll normally find me in a boring place like a library for the past few weeks. Someday I decided to wear instant shine to my studies.All part of my “experiment”.On my way there with a few of my friends,I saw some chick whom I generally say hello to once on a while cos I’m not really feeling her vibe.Apparently she labeled me “arrogant and rude” cos she was dancing to me at the club someday and I ignored her, according to my female housemates.I don’t even recall seeing her at a club but it could be true, things happen.Anyways, She suddenly acted like she’s known me for years and she stood there telling me some long boring story about her life,studies and facebook. Some other guy who I think fancies her(based on his body language) came along and this is me thinking he was gonna rescue me out of this situation but it didn’t quite happen, he made a joke and she was like “look at you talking like u know me,move!”.I kinda cut in and said “same thing u r doing right now”.She was like “woteva shhhh..anyways”.But to cut a long story short,when I felt like I had to leave,she was like “holla at me”, I was like, “how?I don’t even have ur number or nothing like that” and she replied “I’ve got ur number,I’ll call u”.I was like OK,felt like that was a bit weird(considering wot she thought of me before that day) and moved on.
I moved on into the library to get my revision on, sat next to some white chick,kind of average looking,could fit in as good looking in a lot of guy’s books.She was staring and smiling at me soooo much.She was literally facing me even though I was sitting beside her. I felt a bit under pressure so to ease the pressure on me to do something, I just said to her “you are gonna need to do more than just smiling at me if you want us to get somewhere,u need to show some more confidence”,she laughed and we started chatting from there,whilst we were chatting,I would normally chip in a few sarcastic comments cos I can’t help doing that, if she hits me,I would say “don’t get too comfortable,u just met me a few mins ago,u still need permission to touch me”.I took her number in the end,prob won’t be calling her back cos I met someone stunning the next day who seems to be interested even tho I’m acting like I aint,don’t ask me how,it wasn’t about instant shine this time.
But to summarise, I think instant shine could make your job easier so long as you are willing to initiate a conversation,it removes something I call a bitch shield which I normally have to talk for a minute in a certain way to get past with most chicks unless they already fancy you.
Anyways,have fun with your pheros cos I sure did have fun with mine.Don’t know if I’ll try “turn up the heat” cos i dunno wot will happen.
Nice job bro, now we need to know more about you though, your age, location (to somehow guess temperature), race and same for your targets (minus location, of course) and also, how much did you spray on you and where.
not to be an ass, but can you fix up your grammar next time. Hard to read.
paragraphs > you.