I typed this post like 2 weeks ago and saved it to my laptop but never had the chance to upload it. I’ve since ran out of mx297 and my MX301 but I’ll be getting more mx297 and the new A314 sprays to test and compare. Hope you guys like the post, it was a pretty whacked out night…
Food-fights, Festivities and Fingering!!!
This is a long overdue post since I haven’t written about any of my escapades in ages.. Anyways I’m sitting here at work (I’m a lifeguard) watching an empty pool and I feel it’s time to analyze the last couple weeks/days of my life. I should be more consistent with my posts but whenever I have a good weekend or night, I like to ride the wave of pleasure and enjoy myself rather than sit here and type for what seems like hours (since I like my posts to be as complete and thorough as possible). Ultimately however, I will always return and write my experiences down for androtics because a) I’ll feel like an ungrateful child playing with the contents of their treasure chest and not returning anything and b) I love how they USE and NEED our feedback. It’s the single thing that keeps me coming back and trusting that their new test mixes are actually WORTH spending money on.
Anyways on to my post, I went up to a buddy’s house with a couple friends for a night of beer drinking, weed smoking and some good times because its my friend Daxter’s birthday. I like to bring two to-go’s with me when I’m out at night to apply one right before I start my night and then the other when I’m going for a kill. I’ve chosen this method because it allows me to tailor my mixes for specific purposes rather than trying to work on a all-around mix which I find is a LOT harder to do based on factors such as certain –mones diffusing faster than others, etc. So my first mixes are usually b-nol heavy with IS, -rone and sometimes none. This time, I had about 1 spray left of MX297 so I opened the bottle and sprayed 2 sprays of IS and 1 spray of IH in there – shook it all up and then brought it with me for the 2 hour trek up to my buddy’s house.
Finally, I get there and now that I’m off the highway, I light my smoke up and right before I finish it up I apply two (to-go) sprays. I usually put one on each wrist and then rub from behind my ears all the way down my neck and jawline.
10:03
Application of MX297, IS,IH mix
10:04-
around 12 am I walk into the house, practically dead quiet, just little conversations going on between everyone and I walk up the stairs, pull off my hood and shout a long long and loud HEYYYYYYY!!! Quote on quote my buddy told me the other day that I single handedly made his birthday amazing (btw hes one of my oldest friends and we’re tight). The mood was so boring and depressed before I got there because my other buddy had been there throwing a fit and yelling at everyone for about an hour straight before finally getting up and leaving. Everyone looks up and see’s me with the biggest smile on my face and I say “lets play flip cup!!!” My buddy told me his account of that night and says “You were the life of the party bro!!!”. So we drink like crazy, play some beer pong, talk, laugh smoke soooo much weed, watch brock lesner get his ass handed to him and throughout all this, I’ve just been soo energetic. There were 5 girls there and 3 of them were all over me (1 of them is slightly aloof, though nowadays I’m getting mad hairflipping and eyelash-batting during our convos.
12:00am (foodfight)
So, one of the girls is my buddy’s girlfriend so she (and her friends) had made a birthday cake for him so its 12 o’clock and we just sang him a happy birthday and now were all yelling for him to eat it. But I say" Eat it with your face!!!’ and Katherine(his gf) holds up the cake to his face and he hesitates before I push his face into it and we all cheer. Then, I grab a pieace and I pull Ashley (whose sitting on my lap) back a bit so that she can face me and I put some cake in her mouth but some crumbs fall down onto her cleavage and I try to grab it with my cake covered hands and accidentally ( I’ll always swear it was accidental
) smear cake on her. Then she has ‘that’ look in her eye and says "will you lick it off. I say no but turn her so shes straddling me then I lick nice and slow up between her cleavage but then I pull back quickly and stuff the rest of the cake in and AROUND her open mouth HAHA!!! Suddenly, were having a crazy chocolate cake fight that ended up all over the girls mostly, my socks and on the floor haha. (we had the craaaziest cleanup the next day).
12:15
Then Ashley pulls me upstairs to the bedroom and we lie down for a while kissing and whatnot but soon, her friends come upstairs with…. BREAD!!! A WHLE FUCKING LOAF OF BREAD!!! Laid out on a nice platterCuz they thought she was up here puking. So I laugh and take a slice and tell her to start eating it and making fun of her.
12:25 (approx.)
There is now bread all over the bedroom and I take no responsibility for any of it
. I quickly get on top of Ashley, pin her arms down and kiss her so hard that she moans and then I pull back, flash her a grin and run out the door HAHA!!!
1-ish I have smoked 2 spliffs by now and ripped countless bowls with the guys and now we are laughing our asses off and playing hackey sack and listening to knaan.
2:00
All 9 of us are now downstairs on my friends GIANT bed (which fits all 9 of us comfortably) and I put my arms around sarah pull her down with me and she plays with my hair while we all talk and play daxters new eukelele (his birthday present) and guitar. We laughed into the night and eventually I fell asleep.
11:30-ish
I get up, grab a blanket, and go out on the patio for a smoke and I sit and ponder the nights events lol. I grab for my lighter but I pull out my 2nd to-go bottle which I hadn’t touched the night before and I make a note to use it next time. (The post with the effects of my 2nd mix is where the fingering part comes in
I would write about that now but Im wayyy to tired and I have a test to study for and this post is over a 1000 words!!!) . So overall, This was a highly effective mix I mean MX297 on its own is amazing and it really lives up to its nicknames aka Instant Celebrity, Instant Rockstar, etc. With the IS and IH, I feel that the touchy-feelyness of girls goes wayyy up as well as the general mood of EVERYBODY in your vicinity. I cant say I didn’t consciously try to make the night as amazing as possible (for my buddys sake) but I just felt in the mood and ideas just flow through your mind like crazy. Therefore, I dub this mix LIFE of the Party in honor of my buddy dax (daxter) who quoted to me that I was the life of his birthday party.
Part two involving the TUTH, P74 and IH mix will be up soon ![]()