A place for General Off the Wall topics, images, comments and the like for the heck of it.
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“You are what you eat…”
(Supposedly these are REAL products, the names just don’t exactly translate well.)
You are what you eat, Part II
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A conversation:
A: “Recently, every time I sneeze I have an orgasm.”
B: “What are you taking for it?”
A: “Black pepper.”
From the famed Engrish.com, which never ceases to make me laugh:
Well here then are a couple more:
Hey Lor!
How many bartenders does it take to change a light bulb?
One-third less than a regular bulb!
(Got 1001 of em for all occasions… ta dum-dum!)
I figured the best thing to do with this one would be to just post the whole webpage…
LIPSTICK IN SCHOOL - PRICELESS
According to a news report, a certain school in Garden City, MI was recently faced with a unique problem.
A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and
would put it on in the washroom. That was fine, but after they put on
their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of
little lip prints.
Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. He called all the girls to the washroom and met them there with the maintenance man.
He explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, he asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
THE MORAL OF THIS STORY..
There are teachers, and then there are Educators.
awwwwwwwwsommmmmme.
dig the bartender joke 
Glad you cleared that up…
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I can’t believe how old this thread is where can I get the Hello Kitty Collon sounds tempting YUM YUM. 
Whoa - practically in my own back yard and i did not know?