I’m in …
Wait ‘til we start dealin’ the cards …
I learned how to use a back-hoe when I was in college …
God, way to many quotes here for me to keep up with!
On poker, I’m in! We are playing with Bond’s money, right? I’m thinking along the lines of a $1,000.00 ante. 
Not even close.
Hahaha…you sure talk a good game…let’s see how you stack up.
No surprise there.
I’m neither… 
…not to mention…I’m, also, hard to hang onto.
You might also consider a flak jacket**…at the rate you’re goin’.
Oh, you’re CUTE alright. Would you like me to say it in Italian?
Damn. That’s what I say! If you’re lookin’ for gratitude you came to the wrong place, buddy boy. Maybe if you crawl…from China…on your belly…I’ll give you a medal.
See above.**
…still deciding…
That’s why you’re rooming with man’s best friend.
Bella
Hey! that aint true, well ok that aint always true anyway!
But seriously, I only play hard to get when I sense that I need to. I aint a PUA, and I’ve barely read any PUA material. My game, if you want to call it that, evolved through trial and error, and I’m always finding neat new tricks that work well for initiating attention and interest.
I am impossible to get once a girl blows me off for someone else though, but my reasoning is that I will not and don’t don’t think anybody should EVER settle for being second choice!
For me it’s pretty much all or nothing.
I wonder how much life guards get paid … lol? As long as we clean up when we are done … no spills or stains …
Hey Mark - do you get the impression I am in trouble here …
Man - all you do is bring up one little subject around here … thats OK .. even if I am having to do the “Run, Dodge and Jump” in the running shoes and bullet-proof vest I’ll still at your service Bella.
You are good by us buddy!!
Nah, Bella gets a bit fiesty from time to time, and while she may be responsible for sending a few forum members for a swim in cement boots, we’re probably better off without those guys anyway.
Now if ya see a cement mixer outside your house and a guy with a heavy Italian accent shows up at your door…RUN LIKE HELL!!!
Italians and cement mixers and blondes with blue Mustangs. As long as you know the warning signs … 
I see Bond is in da house - see - journal is still here and humming along. Plus we cleaned up after oursleves.
not a word to any one cowboy, but thats the reason im on vacation ps: and the blond too
hey guys, how am i gonna pay u if uv got all my money lol
o and boss, well ur self to all of the refreshments ud like… i keep a few right behind the… shit wait a sec i think little asset might be reading this… o well im sure u know where to look but boss… NO champagne… i doubt u will find it but thats for me and bella
pssssst… bella, il champagne è nell’armadio nella mia stanza vicino alla biancheria intima della signora… feel try to try a pair on
Getting better Bond. At least he isn’t bringing the Pope into a discussion of women’s unmentionables.
lol… good thing too, un less i brought in some chateauneuf de pop… then were talking
bond
Welcome back Bond! Hope you had a blast in Vermont.
See your journal is non the less for wear, we just had some fun with your banks account and credit cards in the poker game!
And by the way, that dark plastic bag at the bottom of your pool will eventually decompose, so would ya mind just leaving it alone. And we’re also gonna need ya to return the cement mixer to the rental company, ok?
dont worry, thats how i always get rid of my yard trimmings
cowboy, im still here… but no girls 
my age at least… so when i get back u guys better ship out pretty fast …follow? im thinking bout giving TUTH a try on the hot milf here… im really not looking for anything sexual with her, just wanna see wat happenes, she sooooo nice and iv never tried mones on her before… lol hope im insured
bond
Mark, Bella:
Hows that for you? First he asks us to journal sit and then says he is going to give us the quick boot as soon as he gets back … man, this younger generation …
We may need to leave behind a couple surprises for for him and any guests …
Any ideas while we sit back, drink a few more, order a couple pizzas on his tab and start ordering pay per view - how about a couple fights? I mean on the pay per view - I don’t know I wanna take Bella on … even if you do win the first round … you got Uncle Vito and Wolf in the second … lol.
Hey - anyone call Tisha, Renny and SteveO yet?
Now Mark on the other hand - he strikes me as a lover, not a fighter … lol.
We could always call the DEA and tell them that he’s runnin a crack house!
Nah, that ones a bit to mean even for Bond.
We could always litter the house with used condoms. That would pretty much guarantee that any girl he tried to bring home with him would make a rather hasty departure.
Or maybe we should send him a subscription to PLAYGIRL magazine, but give them his next door neighbors address.
too late already tried that one , except i prefer playboy LOL
u could give tish a call… maybe she’d come, and she definitely would if u got that playgirl mag
be bak saturday… ill tell u if i can find any girls here so u dont have to leave my place so quick 
bond
Rental company my a**…put it back in my driveway where you found it!
You can run…
Hmm..wonder where Tisha is?
We’ll think of something…personally, I have my own ideas…we’ll get to that later. Don’t be scared, baby…it’ll be fun…I promise.
You’re nineteen, right? Bond, if I was nineteen…Miss Baywatch would be dust.
Oh, sweets…if I do that you’ll never wanna leave the closet! What would Miss Baywatch say? Don’t answer that…I have a feeling the closet will get too crowded.
He’s giving you guys the boot! I got a special invitation…see above.
I love men who excell at yard work.
Uh oh… …well, desperate times call for desperate measures…and you must be desperate…careful bondo…once you go there …there may be no turning back. Better still…next time you go take cowboy with you…you might have better luck…he’s a 20 something babe magnet! Wolfie says ya gotta respect a guy like that.
Will you please shut up about the closet!..sheesh…can’t tell you anything……service?..KP…latrine…you need new shoes.
Too late, cutie pie. Just waitin’ for ya to stand up again…10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3…round 2?..lol. Here…I’ll help ya up.
He’s both…lol. That’s how I like 'em.
Well, Tisha has been MIA for a couple of days…renny is busy chasing Kitten and the ..er…missingair compressor…and SteveO, Love Monkey, Test Subject is still trying to get out from under all the Pink and Squishy…could take awhile…
Oh bond? Hurry back. 
Hugs and Kisses,
Bella
Sorry Bond, but we contracted your place out for a porno shoot that’s running through the 25th of the month, so you’re gonna have to stay in Vermont till then, unless you wanna participate in the video.
I think it’s gonna be called BEACHED WHALES, or maybe it was FAT ASS FILLIES, I just can’t remember.
Yeah, that’s what I thought. See you on the 26th.
Ciao, boys…I’m leaving…when I saw the contract they couldn’t meet my rates…even if they could I don’t meet the BEACHED WHALES/FAT ASS FILLIES requirements…thank God for small favors…heh.
Cowboy, Hank, as you were.
See you in Vermont, bond…I’ll bring the pop. How does Milf-O-Rama sound?
Bella
Im sorry I am late for the journal sitting, I was up in the woods in Vermont ummmm… Bird watching, yep thats my story and Im sticking to it. I was watching the big muscular tan glistening birds 
Hell I dont need a magazine, if I wanna see a guy naked I just ask
I would bet you could leave her in the dust now
Tisha
Hmmm. Bond - I’ll leave the running shoes and bullet proof vest behind for when Wolf comes looking for Bella …
Well, at least until Wolf finds you … lol.
I’ll let bond dig himself out of this one then … lol. I seem to have my own problems here …
Well, maybe not desperate but certainly living on the edge given your description of Wolf … lol.
That’s why he’s the Cowboy.
Sorry - its all the Instant Honesty 4X …
Thanks. I need it. I’m getting old … At least she is still calling me cute … lol.
I thought I saw someone familiar on the MMA fights … in his Stetson no less.
Yeah … I might be following you out the door on that one … I’ll just come by and make sure they turn out the lights when they’re done so they don’t run the electric bill up too high.
Edit: I knew Tish would be by sooner or later …