OK this is gotten out of hand. I’m deleting this journal immediately.
Now see what you did Mark … lol.
You and your beached whales. Indeed.
Yeah that’s it, blame me, it’s all my fault.
Just don’t be saying that the whales are mine. They’re all Bond’s when he gets back! 
Guess we didn’t do such a hot job of watching Bond’s jounal did we? Sorry Bond! 
“Look at the fine mess you got us into this time …”
Couldn’t possibly be my fault in any way … lol.
OK - fix the problem and not the blame.
Mark - in order to save Bond’s journal we need to promise that from now on we promise to behave like the mature adults we are and provide that wisdom and leadership that Tisha, SteveO and everyone else is counting on us for.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Wait a second … coming back to my senses … recovering from a momentary delirium …
Now what was I saying …?
Oh yeah - pass the beer and chips. What are you up for? MMA? Poker?
We’ll have to remember to take out the garbage out before we leave. Or at least throw it into the bottom of the pool with the yard clippings.
That’s a great idea Bond. Why didn’t I ever think of that?
Oh yeah. Now I remember. Mrs. BH would shoot me …
That wasn’t yard clippings in the plastic bag at the bottom of the pool, didn’t you catch on to the cement mixer. Bond aint coming back! 
Damnit, now I probably gotta hide out from Bella and Tisha for opening my mouth. 
If anyone touched a hair on that boy’s head…or anywhere else without his permission…
There* is no hide * …TISHA***!!!***
Talk about a party pooper…
I’d ditch the boots if I were you, cowboy.
Ummm you did call me and ask me to tell everyone that I was going to delete the -007 files. I mean I could upload the recording of the call in case you forgot Mark.
isnt this how almost every house party ends… LOL the police ( in this case the “love police”)
break it up… damn…
BUT… score i got lizzy tisha and bella and the cement mixer on my side 
Simsons - 3 season, 8 episode lol j/k
well, im preparing my will for this journal, anyone got any last words:o
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It ain’t over 'til its over.
Or the fat lady sings.
Heh.
She ain’t singin’ no more…anybody else?
Come on bond, hop in Bella’s bags baby, I’m bringin’ ya home. 
Hands off the pheromones…
This ones funny!
My eyes are burning … lol.
Hang in there Bond. Your journal looks OK this morning, Mark was just kidding about the “swim” (I think) and you have Tisha and Bella in overwatch … so as long as you survive your side of the vacation you ought to be OK.
Yeah maybe, but SteveO’s finger is still precariously sitting on the delete button!
Pherotalk’s version of Dr. Strangelove … lol. Or “How I learned to stop worrying and learned to love the delete/banned button.”
Although around here the term “strangelove” can probably go in more directions than I would care to think …lol.
Hmm, maybe the Strangelove mix would be something like a new MX containing A314, MX134, Instant Jerk, Instant Sexiness (b), and maybe even a bit of Mystery Boy to really throw it off kilter.
Any suckers, I mean reporting users out there willing to give it a go?
LOL did she stab herself
and hey whos mones are we talking bout… my TUTH or the mones in ur bag
when in doubt… bring in peter sellers as doctor strangelove i prefer the Pink Panther… but then again… cowboy can relate Dr. Strangelove… after all he was the one who rode the bomb
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You’re good Bond. Again I doubt if a lot of people your age could place either movie much less name the actors or tell what happened 
… maybe we’ll have to tell Mark to let you up from the pool.
You’re not cheating and looking it up on the Internet are you?
He can come up. All he’s gotta do is tear through the plastic bag and get out of the cement shoes!
cheat? aw common hank… pink panther is my fav… and dr. strangelove… i havent seen it for ages… but be sure as hell mark, my first impression of u was “major kong the cowboy” LOL
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