Okay Bond - I see you have come by to check out your journal - it’s still here - no beached whales in sight, no UID objects in the bottom of the pool … not looking too bad around here …
LOL. “Dr. Strangelove or How SteveO PheroBombed The Universe”
Poor dear. 
I’ll say. 
When I first got here…his name ain’t bond fer nothin’…the cement mixer was running but when I ran around to the other side,there was bond! He was already outta the bag…had drained the pool and refilled it with Kamikaze spiked jello that he mixed up in the cement mixer! That’s right we’re talkin’ one giant Jello shot! I guess he was expecting me. 
Seriously, ya gotta love him.
Your Turn Up The Heat, my Turn Up The Heat…let’s not quibble. See, he’s in the bag.
Now, if I can just keep his hands off Turn Up The Heat and the rest of the goodies…we might actually make it back…aaaand he’s gobbled most of the biscuits I stashed in there. Weren’t they feeding you on vacation? Guess now’s a good time to pop the cork on that champagne…what? You thought I left it in the closet? Ya right. Gotta wash those biscuits down with something. 
Bond, why don’t you pop the cork and tell Miss Baywatch you’ll call her back? Hey! What was that you just sprayed me with?
ROFLMAO! 
I knew you could ride 'em, cowboy! Though it looks like the landing might smart a tad.
I’ll send over my cousin Ursula, she’s a nurse…took care of Data when he was recovering from his surgery.
When was the last time you had a sponge bath?*
Well, I did the dishes and straightened the..um…closet before I left and Hank ran the vac and took out the trash. Well, most of it anyways. You may have to fumigate…
…those big a**sed beached whale fillies were kickin …that cowboy…and I thought we were just gonna have a couple brews and a nice game of poker. 
Tisha, you’re missing all the fun! You can use my broom to get here! I need it to clean up after Miss Baywatch anyways. 
He still looks hungry, could you bring a few more biscuits? Please hurry.
Bella
Well, I was about to say I was just fine and that the blast from a little 100 kiloton atomic bomb just tickles a bit, then you mentioned cousin Ursala and a sponge bath and I changed my mind.
Ima hurtin, where’s my nurse?
o nothing… just a bit of… uh Ishine see im smiling… wait… y r u rubbing ur hands on the champagne bottle… is this not actually shine???
common mistake bella… tisha ain’t got not biscuits… but shes got buns (psst… tish dont forget them )
bond
Tisha aint got not How much champagne did you just drink LOL
Rest assured Tisha has buns and biscuits and they are absolutely delicious
I hear theres a full moon tomorrow night and Vermont is lovely this time of year so close to nature and aphrodite
Have broom will travel.
http://www.life-cycles-destiny.com/pic/moon177-207-150-4.jpg
Dont worry Bond this wont hurt a bit. I may even give you a biscuit if your good
Tisha
one of the worst things is… lack of sleep… LOL
i thought u were already here tish? dont tell me that wasnt u in that bush… the birdwatcher… hey, there should be some regulation on the amount of clothes u have to wear birdwatching, u where cutting it pretty close
o well, im looking forward to that biscuit
bond
Hmmm - a double full moon.
It dosnt take long to get there by broom so I can pop in anytime
I had cloths they were just invisable, makes me feel closer to nature.
Besides you were supposed to be watching the birds
So what is the name of this new bird?
A double breasted, red-bottomed …
any suggestions guys?
Just so long as it aint a cockatoo!
Uh o…no…you didn’t!..what have you been doing in there? Don’t blame me you…YOU sprayed it…sheesh..you’ve really done it this time..told ya to keep your pheromone sticky paws off..you never listen to me..…ya eat all the biscuits....now it’s the huh, wat? JEEsus…I shoulda took track face… * shakes head *
- sighs *…I mean where’s the luv? Hey, if you’re gonna rummage around in there …I can’t be held responsible. You’re a big boy…you should know better.
You’re lucky ya din see what else is in there…
Aw, you don’t look too bad, cowboy..a little banged up. Nothin’ that a little TLC won’t cure. Speaking of nurses…she’s right here.
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Cuz, take good care of our cowboy..he hung the moon ya know.
LOL…he’s already begining to put on weight.
There’s more than one nurse in the family.
Bella
Well somebody did anyway.
Andy Griggs - She Thinks She Needs Me
Toby Keith - I Know She Hung The Moon
George Jones - She Hung The Moon
Then Bella had to go and hypnotize it: Clay Walker - Hypnotize the Moon
oww… sory… not to bust up the party, but my house got hit by a tree BIG storm… tish i hope u weren’t hit?
damn tree hit my room… shattered one of the windows… and sent glass all over the room… this sux 
bond
That sucks - that has happened to a couple folks in my family - and we have barely avoided it by the grace of God.
The BIG thing to check for is other exterior damage, interior damage you do not see and interior water damage. Black mold sucks even more than a broken window.
yea… tomorow morning some insurence agents r coming over with some surveyors and contractors as well… lets hope it doesnt rain till then :o
bond