Funny story from a bus strike: Instant Shine, Honesty and TUTH on the way to work

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ok so on my way to work today, and i had on instant shine, honesty and a bit of turn up the heat…

basicly the bus service had some kind of strike on, and the bus driver was a bit unpleasent to people when they got on, because they didn;t realise the driver was only taking us all half way… but when i got on he seemed to begin to be unpleasent but then turned nice and started explaining to me the situation, even when i sat down he was still talking and im thinking (i dont care, just stfu and drive)

anyway he drops us all off at another bus stop so we had to jump buses, and before the new bus arrived, there was me.. some 19y old skin head, and a rather HOT looking girl…

basicly he starts to chat her up, but shes not to bothered, and when we got on the new bus he kept trying to chat her up asking her stupid questions, questions that strangers shouldn’t be asking people they JUST met , like “where do you live.. where are you going tonight. blah blah blah”

i wasnt really paying attention but at some point she gave him a number, i think he got her number withing 30 seconds of talking to her, but i dont understand why she would give her number out after one question, and then ignore him when they got back on the bus.

i was thinking maybe they both picked up on sprays and reacted to it without either of them knowing what the hell was going on…

the effects most likly worn off the girl after she gave her number out and quickly decided to ignore the guy after she had realised what she had done. as for the guy he was still trying to chat her up after got off the bus…

moral of the story i think is dont wear these sprays unless u can handle the effect, just like dont drink vodka unless you can handle the effects..

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That is funny and a great story too

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thanks, steve… i guess these sprays are quite leathal to those around you, the ammount of chaos i could cause just by standing in the street lol

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Women often give out wrong numbers just to get guys like that to shut up.

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thats what i thought, but she gave the number out on like the second question.. it was something like “got the time?” “erm, 2 o’clock” “give me your phone number” “ok” no guy would even ask for a phone number that quick.

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Women aren’t the only ones. I memorized the automated phone number of the local psychiatric hospital to give to women I wasn’t interested in at the clubs. If they wouldn’t leave me alone about it, that’s the number they got. Only backfired once. Man, was she PISSED about it. She saw me about two months after I gave her the fake number. I was in line at a movie theater. Talk about a public display. In the middle of her screaming, I was telling the people around me that I gave her the number because I thought she might be able to use it.

Hmmm… I still remember the number. Might come in handy as I am beginning to wade back into the dating pool.

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LOL now that is funny, I usually give the number to the suicide hotline. But that may just be me.

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yes but i was wearing instant HONESTY aswell… so she would have given him the right phone number :stuck_out_tongue: