Watch this video and think about pheromones the entire time - fricking hilarious, one of the funniest 15 minute shorts I’ve seen in the longest time —
“u wanna know the real reason y all the white guys r getting all of our girls, its becuz its friday night… and we’re playing ddr.”
haha funny stuff man. and its true. a lot of asian guys aren’t aggressive enough by american standards. but there are quite a few asian guys that are far more aggressive than the white folk out here. Particularly a lot of the ones born outside of the United States.
I love how the wise Hindi guy changes his accent at the end of his speech, and there are a lot of other memorable lines besides the one you quoted. They could easily expand this into an hour-long movie, with just a little effort.
This video was just hiliarious…
Thanks for the link..
Oh that was a great short! Loved it. The ddr line, the change in accent, the “samurai movie” sound effects…
Although it did hit home a bit as I (white guy) DO find I have an attrraction to asian girls. Of course it would also help if I could FIND some around here, and they were attracted to me… Was hoping the flick would provide some pointers. Fortunately I already have the hairy arms/legs part down…
I feel like I can’t tell enough people about this short, it’s THAT funny, and well done. And I have a thing for asian girls, too - at least physically. Any petite brunette can get my attention, but throw in a bit of style, class, and humility, (as is typical of many asian girls…) and I’m helpless like a fish on a hook.
And I’m with you on the hairy arms - but now that I’ve hit 36, hair is starting to sprout on parts of my body where it hasn’t existed before…
Wait till you hit my age (over 50) with the hair.
I’ve had an eyebrow longer than some of my scalp hair…
And I’m getting real tempted to start shaving my nose…
Yes you heard (read) right… I’m getting a fuzzy nose… And it’s not even a full moon.
I had a long hair sticking out above my eyebrow yesterday. I used my nose trimmer to annihilate it!!! I won’t have any woman see such a thing, of course not!
haha that was gold, kinda a rough start tho took me a while to get into it and take it as it is. i love the ending.
dunno bout the hair thing, ive always had to shave mine off ladies hate it I’ve never ever met one that LIKES body hair 
I tried that once, back in my “I wanna be a bodybuilder” days back in the early '90’s.
I have just one word to describe my reaction:
“OuchImSittingOnInGrownHairs”
And it was kinda funny how Nair would take off everything but the gnarliest hairs, the ones that even a razor couldn’t take on.
I might be making another attempt at it towards the end of next summer though - will be doing some Submission Wrestling. Less hair = less grip for my opponents. Aren’t there products out now that are better than Nair ? - ones that actually make it harder for you to regrow hair?
yea i know bout the ingrown hair thing…! hasnt been too bad for me tho
theres uh nair “for men” now, but the product still sucks imo. theres waxing/sugaring but that isnt too fun.
uuum, oh yeah there is. theres these sprays that you put on that make it harder for hair to regrow but it takes several months to get it working and they kinda creep me out, chemicals and stuff? ever since I left nair on too long and got burned to heck chemicals on skin in general scare me
submission wrestling have fun 
i’ve done a lot of kaju kenbo (jiu jitsu, kung fu, blah blah mixed martial art)
My DH hates his body hair and has tried several kinds of depilatories, including some created for black men - they don’t really work on coarse hair. So he uses an electric razor sometimes. I prefer him with hair; stubble isn’t sensuous, and having that light covering of hair lightly stroked by a woman is quite erotic. 
Oh, we tried Nads (a waxing/sugaring type product) on him, too. How much do you like pain?
One of the boards I belong to is populated almost completely by women, North American and European primarily. We’ve taken polls on male body hair a couple of times and the results among women over 30 were nearly unanimous - if you’ve got it, keep it, we like it, and we find the hairless look (unless it’s natural) juvenile/effeminate/emasculated looking. The vanity it displays isn’t that appealing, either. Let a man be a man is our general outlook.
The under 30s mostly aren’t so crazy about hair; who knows if that will change as they mature?
Thanks for the heads up, and I sure hope so! its true my dating range is well under 30 that is probably why 
Now that I think about it, I don’t know about those chemicals either – to be straight up, it sounds like they obviously have to get “under your skin”, stay there for a long time, and kill cells or at least inhibit their natural function.
Sounds like frickin pesticide! I think I’ll stick with the razor.
Kajukenbo?! Damn - there aren’t too many places where you can take that, man. I remember reading about that in BlackBelt when I was a kid, and later on when I was a teenager – I’d call it one of the earlier MMA’s, similar to JKD but with a more traditionalist slant. Very cool! I’m going with BJJ/Muay Thai for 6 months, then dropping MT for Judo when my schedule changes in the summer - and - this is the bomb – fricking Capoeira every other friday night… at least that’s the plan…
I’ve heard that before - but my girlfriend at the time couldn’t keep her hands off of me, at least until the stubble, etc. kicked in. We had fun - that much I remember.
Anyhow, I will probably not be shaven very often or for very long since I will shave/nair just for competition, but IMHO there ARE parts of my body that should not ever be quite as hairy ass they are…
oh dang, capoeira and judo must be a couple of the funnest martial arts ever!!! Yeah, the KajuKenbo is a lot more of a traditionalist MMA, but still very brutal-just cause we did katas didn’t mean we weren’t beating the crap out of each other and practicing overkill self defense moves
looks like you got an awesome mix of skills, I wanted to learn Wing Tsun recently (the street effective version of wing chun) but I was too busy with school, now I’m back in my small town, my kaju-kenbo instructor is gone, and I’m stuck with a couple Tai Chi and Tae Kwon do instructors…no thanks haha!
I’ve gone to a capoeira session once, I could barely move the next day
Yeah I compromise with the hair removal thing, I only shave when I know people are going to be watching me, beach prowling or showing off, in your case night or morning before competition would be fine I bet- I found that excessive after shave/balm really helps reduce the amount of ingrown hairs a lot
YES - it’s unbelievably cool that I have access to these instructors in my area - just wish I were 20 years younger and had more free time. The Capoeira I’ll be taking is Angola, not regional – so no aerials - but the odd-angle-kicks from unusual positions could be useful, and it will allow me to work on my timing and evasion. MT is not good for that.
Thanks, but I used to - right now I’m still focusing mostly on conditioning and bag work since I have so many old injuries (Of all the athletes to idolize, I chose Bruce Lee and Evel Knievel…) Will not actually start BJJ/MT classes until February 1st. But I’ve taken Judo & Karate, dabbled in TKD, fought Muay Thai & Kickboxing, a few classes of Hapkido & JKD, and a couple of Escrima seminars. Oh, and how can I forget – I got beat down in Shooto weekly.
I thought the different spellings were only due to politics / in-fighting r/e WC lineage? Wing Chun = Bruce Lee’s BASE. I practice his philosophy of taking what works from whatever art you have access to.
Look into the Tai Chi instructors again, they might be able to teach you more than “just forms for old people”… Sword Forms are awesome no matter what style they’re from, but 99% of Tai Chi instructors actually don’t know more than “forms for old people”. And you’re also not 100% right about the TKD McDojo’s - I’ve picked up a few kicks and tricks - but only by cherrypicking sparring partners from the classes I’ve participated in. Don’t even think about going for rank or competing in TKD. Instead, pick someone who has a few good moves or who is very big/strong and see if they are willing to spar with you. I once went two years in college without taking any classes, but sparred/kickboxed with different friends every other day – TKD/Hapkido blackbelt, JKD instructor, and a Shooto fighter who hated me and kicked my fricking ass regularly. You can’t BUY training like that!
Thanks, I’ll remember that.
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lol that was funny video thanks for that it just make my day