3 Steps for what to do:
1.spray TUTH on your neck and then run your fingers across the application point to other spots such as chest etc.
2.Spray ammo on neck.
3.Fuck her brains out.
Oliver Wendell Holmes said something to the effect that once a mind has been stretched past its original limitations it cannot return to its starting position…
Come on Tacitus, after seeing that video I think we’ve all seen enough stretching!!! 
Now that shit is funny.
i’m wondering what Oliver W. H. would say about overstretched adipose bellies skins…no return there too i guess
The end of civilization as we know it:
He’d say stop throwing my name around and associating it with obese women!!!
you got a problem with that ?
Tacitus, where the hell do you come up with these? 
a kindly old lady took that picture of me with my tall friend…
Good God Tactitus what have you been spraying on yourself (snort) Just want to know so I can avoid it LOL.
Condoms are your friend. A dab of Tuth above your lip can really heat up a make out session. Use your Ammo. Thats all I got for ya LOL.
come to me, my sweet… I will make your body sing…
maybe purchase one of these oh so handy doohickies:
New Omax massager: “It’d get an Orgasm Out of a Stone.” - Bizarre Magazine.
You ever see “There’s Something About Mary”…
Maybe you need to explode the gun beforehand so you can last longer…
Just don’t give her any hair gel though!
Here’s another video… this is of a tv station getting women to french kiss for “research purposes” on a tv show!
That sounds like a bad idea for someone new to the game lol. Way too much excitement with bouncing boobs all in your face. Someones sure to get off the train alittle before it gets to the station.