genre vendredi soir jva femmer au monkey et ya 2 filles ki me disent : hey jme rapelle pu de ton nom et jme rapelle pu kan on c vu mais jme rapelle de ton parfum et il sens bon c l’enfer . javais 2 IS et 1 Turn Up The Heat
HERE is the translation:
So friday i went to the Monkey hunting for babes and there were these 2 fucking hot babes that tell me “i can’t remember your name, i can’t remember when we saw each other, but i can freaking remember your fucking godly perfum, it smells so fucking good”, i was wearing 2 IS and 1 Turn Up The Heat.
LOL, and by the way, don’t try and translate the French, it has over 50 spelling mistakes and 5 invented words, but perfectly comprehensible. For example the word “jva” is an invented word that means “je vais”, “i will”, as if english people squashed it together to make the word “iwi”. But people here understand perfectly, you could put the french language through a black hole with twisters inside and it would still be understandable.
Did your friend say what the ages of the ladies were? Did your friend say where the IS and TUTH were applied? Did your friend have a good time with the ladies after they complimented his perfume?