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Hi All,

Took me some time to catch up on the past few months of posting, however, I believe I’m in reasonable context and what a pleasure to meet you all… :slight_smile:

I’m a 30 year old male, happily married with 1 child, almost 3 years old. I was born in Zimbabwe, moved to South Africa for quite some time and been to many parts of the world and currently serving out what I believe is the “responsible” remainder of my life in Ireland, however, I’m predominantly Portuguese and the conquest of travel is in my blood and the force is strong…

Now that the diverse description is over with, I suppose it’s time to get to the reason why I’m here… :roll_eyes:

As most of you may have already gathered, I move around allot and need to establish professional business relationships faster than you can blink 10 times. Most of the time, it’s a success, pitifully enough though, it’s the good ones that slide away due to the fact that time is too short to get the relationship built up to the point where the person can trust you.

After reading about some pheromone somewhere (purely by accident on some ad banner of course :wink:) I decided to see if there was a pheromone that could help me in my environment. By pure circumstance and a few days of endless searching on the rather interesting topic of pheromone effects, I came across the smartmones.com site in which I was bombarded with precisely the information I was looking for. One particular product interests me, A314… Common, how many of you already guessed that this one would be right for me? :smiley:

Naturally having somewhat of a James Bond effect, I’m looking to improve on that through the use of A314. I believe that if the product claims it can do what it says it can, my job will be a whole lot easier. Concentrating on the deliverable rather than getting the relationship going will definitely work to my advantage and save me time and money at the same time.

Well, I believe that the forum and the shop hold an infinite wealth of information and don’t really have any questions for the community; however, there is that sticky part about my order being delayed for such a long time… Not to worry though, its ticket logged and awaiting a response.

The road to any destination starts with the first step. Hopefully I can take that first step before I need to change my shipping address. :wink:

Regards to all and all the best for 2008…

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greetings elspinos, and welcome to the forums, my god you move about a lot ^^
part of my family is from ireland, and i want to go there one day (i want to go a lot of places.. one day.. ^^ but im afraid of sailing and even more afraid of flying eventhough i love both, especially taking of and landing :slight_smile: )

but your right, if you can use A314 correctly, thats defenetly the product for you, though mixing in some instant openness will quite certainly work to your advantage, as A314 can seem overwhelming at first.

except from that, all i can say is, good luck with your pheromones, and hope you recieve them soon :slight_smile:

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Hi Elspino!

Thank you for the great description of yourself.

A314 is indeed a great choice and you will notice the effects as soon as you wear it and have social contacts! Are you going to use it for work daily?

If you need anything for romance or maybe improve the relationship with your wife, you can also get ammo and turn up the heat. But I don’t know if you want anything else other than the effects of a314.

Welcome :slight_smile:!

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Hi and welcome. Yes A314 is a great choice. It is definitely my favorite. Try putting some under your nose. You’ll walk around with great self-effects, almost to the point of arrogance. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :smiley:

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Heya rollercoaster and mockingbird,

Thanks for the warm welcome…

rollercoaster: When you do decide to take the plunge and make a turn in Ireland, look me up. I have a pilot’s licence and a skippers and I’ve been known to remove the fears from those who avoid the pleasures of aviation and aquatic transport… :smiley: I’m also study Climatology, so no need to fear that we’ll pick the worst day to travel… :stuck_out_tongue:

Its also not the initial encounter thats the problem, usually I am somewhere because someone called for me or i’ve made proper arrangements to move on to better prospects, so initial overwhelm is not an issue, although I may feel tempted at a later stage…

I just don’t see the need for all the sucking up dinners and bleh to extend business terms and to “justify” my purpose to some snotty minded financial manager who just plays on his momentary power trip and wastes my time while entertaining his lacklusture posture in life to fullfil a job description that the company that originally hired him to do is now regretting…

Thus, I shall use my cunning, the force (did I just do that again? :stuck_out_tongue:) and a dash of A314 to my advantage and get him to “sign the damn cheque now and keep them comming”. A powerfull image of anything is possible is what I need to portray in as short a time as possible without having to prove every step I make. The added benefits of this in my experience open doors to new worlds before I feel the need to move on because something I started isn’t moving quickly enough…

mockingbird: Yaaarrrrr, the A314 will be to assist in extreme professional encounters. I probably blew up the response to rollercoaster and some of it should be here, but at least you get a better picture of the situation.

My love life doesn’t need improvements, but if I feel the need to boldly go where no-one has gone before… (Did I just use another Sci-Fi cliche?:slight_smile:) then i’ll certainly be scouring the forums for tips and tricks, but i’ll give your suggestion a bash, from reading the content in the shop, it seems to be the subtlest way to start, god forbid my wife finds this forum (blast the day I tought her to use the internet :slight_smile:)…

For now, I guess I just need to sit back and wait for the response and final delivery, rest assured, i’ll be posting my adventures with Smartmones products here as my collection builds up and my dexterity increases. I can guarantee they will make for entertaining reading…

Ta all yet to come…

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Haaaarrrrr! Narf to the world, my friend, narf to the world… Rule with an iron fist, reward with a velvet glove!

A314 = Iron fist!
Instant Openness/Shine/Gentlemen = Velvet glove?

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well, A314 turns you into a king, and openness makes it easyer for people to talk to said king :wink:

instant shine and gentleman may also quite probably help you seem like a friendly guy, i dont know much about gentleman though (eventhough its standing on my shielf collecting dust… )

I’d start with those two (a314 and openness), but later you may want to experiment with a bit of instant honesty, depending on what kindof business your in, or some of those 3 you mentioned.

again, great luck with it :slight_smile:

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That is precisely what I need without having to become an obsequious buffoon to get past the obsequious buffoons to get to the big cheeses… If you know what I mean… Just need my first order to materialize before I try another order, need to see how things work and calculate how streams of supplies can be arranged depending on where I am at a particular point in time. Reduce the risk you know :slight_smile:

You read my mind like it was a billboard with a naked woman on it in broad daylight… Was contemplating those three as a phero-combo, however, I think the baby steps are in order for now… :wink:

For now, I need to get some rest. Been working for 3 days non-stop and I doubt there is a pheromone to combat exhaustion on this level. :stuck_out_tongue:

Good day all and looking forward to tomorrow’s discussions…

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ah, didnt see this before now :slight_smile: well, the funny thing is, that when im first up there in the sky then its ok (after a big glass of cognac, og whiskey or whatever els i can get hold of ^^ )
with boats its generelly just being below deck, especilly on large boats
(but just wait til they start making space ships :wink: ) i think its some kindof electronical/technical claustrofobia, becouse iv got the same with elevators. (its the being inside a small sealed in space where things can go wrong outside which i have no control of) but enough of my psyokology ramblings ^^
thanks for the invitation =)
what plane do you fly btw? is it something cesnar sized?
while i fear planes, i also love them ^^ especially big heavy (slow) cargo /passanger planes for some reason, like the c-130 hercules or boeings.

well, im happy you’v found what your looking for then =)

I have to edmit, that i love that expression: “You read my mind like it was a billboard with a naked woman on it in broad daylight” and its not even dorky cliche scifi :smiley:

but i have a feeling that my msg is sounding more and more scramled, and going further and further off topic, so i better post it and go to bed before i fall asleep with me face on the keyboard ^^

g’night everyone :smiley:

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Greetings from the Republic of SteveO and welcome to the forum. I met a girl that was on a cruise from Southern Ireland. She was lovely with those red curls and green eyes. Ahh the memory of such a good time still brings a smile to my face. I’ve been fortunate myself to travel the globe too and I agree, there is nothing like it and it always beckons to us.

It’s like a bug that gets inside us, but is it more of us not wanting to get rid of that bug and continuing the adventure vs. settling down. Although if I was to settle somewhere I imagine Ireland would be just as good as any place.

So with a Narf to you too, (I loved that show) I will say for world domination A314 is your best bet. You are what A314 is all about friend and I do believe you and your personality are the poster child of A314.

To help get you started in this incredible world I will be sending you a Gift Certificate tonight.

Welcome

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Heya rollercoaster, whazaaaaaaaaap :stuck_out_tongue:. The aircraft I fly vary depending on what I need to get done, however, when I entertain friends it will be something in the 4 seater, 180-350 horse power range Cessna, Piper or Mooney class, depending on what is available.

Heya SteveO, so to sum up: Ireland has cute girls and travel gooooooooood… :stuck_out_tongue:

Definatley don’t want to find the hair of that bug what bit me… This is a bug bite I want to keep…

I think I actually have all of their episodes, keep them handy. When I feel down I just watch a few random ones and get encouraged by these two mice who just keep on trying… I wonder why they stopped making them at about 40 or 50 episodes… :smiley:

HAR… I charge by the hour: :smiley:

Ta for the GC, that will definatley come in handy with my next bout of orders.

Until our next encounter, have fun and see you around…

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Heya rollercoaster, whazaaaaaaaaap . The aircraft I fly vary depending on what I need to get done, however, when I entertain friends it will be something in the 4 seater, 180-350 horse power range Cessna, Piper or Mooney class, depending on what is available.

Heya SteveO, so to sum up: Ireland has cute girls and travel gooooooooood… (a little play on 'ju de mon)

Definatley don’t want to find the hair of that bug what bit me… This is a bug bite I want to keep…

I think I actually have all of their episodes, keep them handy. When I feel down I just watch a few random ones and get encouraged by these two mice who just keep on trying… I wonder why they stopped making them at about 40 or 50 episodes…

HAR… I charge by the hour:

Ta for the GC, that will definatley come in handy with my next bout of orders.

Until our next encounter, have fun and see you around…

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Hello Welcome to the forum :slight_smile:

I see you got lots of good advice from the members. Just wanted you to know that there is a spam filter on the forum so until you have 50 posts some words will trigger it and you will not see your post right away. One of the moderators, Jasmin (owner) SteveO or myself clear them as soon as we can so you dont need to keep posting over and over. :wink:

After 50 posts it dosnt happen anymore. :slight_smile:

We look forward to your participation. Tisha

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Hi tisha23,

My apologies, I was having trouble with my connection at the time of the post. Obviously all my submissions went through when I thought they didn’t. At least i’m aware now that when the button is hit, the postback occurs even if i don’t see any reaction due to a bad internet connection…

Chat soon on the forum…

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Well everyone important has already said hello and given you great advice so I will limit my comments to welcome and look forward to reading your posts and experiences on the forum.