I know… I’m not here to fix people’s language lol.. just having fun
When I was in junior high I had a friend up the street I used hang with. One day I was in his room with him and his sister and we heard his parents screwing through the walls and venenation ducts. They excitedly whispered “mommy & daddy are fucking” and we all stuck our ears against the vent. Now they were cracking up and delighted to share their little secret with me. They were happy their parents were still getting a little afternoon delight after 7 kids. And I think understanding sex is a natural part of human life–even your parents–is a healthy attitude to have. After all, sex probably brought them together in the first place. I’d be more worried if they weren’t getting any. That hidden sh!t, this is dirty crap and twisted double standards tends to breed pervs and gulit.
I heard a woman on tv today on an educational programme saying that ALL physical desire is dirty, perverted…
that is, one should not have any desire at all to be ‘normal’.
I felt somewhat disgusted by this attitude.
I got caught having sex with this girl Barbara in her grandmothers attic. Her grandmother was more concerned about the position we were in (missionary) than the sex. She didn’t think it would be enjoyable for either one of us and preceded to lecture the both of us on sex positions.
It was disgusting, filthy, horrible experience!
This has nothing to do with this post, but for some reason it reminded me of it.
When I was 13 I heard my dad getting it on with my mom and it changed my whole perception on life. It was the first time I realized my parents actually had to have sex to get us kids. I always thought we kind of just hatched in the yard or something. It’s a shocking revelation to find out otherwise. It’s odd though because I was a little pervert even back then and it never occurred to me my parents were having sex.
It’s not gross … it’s the nature of the beasts!!!
Remember folks! Just like ugly people … the elderly need lovin too! 
When the lights go out … the dentures are removed, the viagra is kicking, the wine is tell’em to do the 69, and there are two hot 80-year-olds losing their souls, and doing the nasty! 
LOL, this thread is hilarious.
My parents are always knockin’ boots; shit, I want to be doing the same thing at their age. I don’t want to know the details, but as long as they’re still in love and getting it on, then I go nothing but respect for them.
Just a note from somebody who has a young adult child - it grosses us parents out to think of our children having sex too. Really.
Plus it’s extremely scary, because if something goes wrong- broken heart, unplanned pregnancy, etc., we’re going to feel awful too (you can’t help it, that’s your kid) and are likely to get left holding the bag helping junior out.
However, parents are (rightfully) expected to get over their horror at the thought of their sweet little baby having sex with someone and allow them their own life and experiences as adults. So we just, like someone else said, don’t think of the details.
I can’t see why the reverse wouldn’t be fair. More than fair, considering that you conceived and bore and raised the little darling that now thinks they invented the act and you gave up your right to a healthy interest in sex by choosing parenthood.
When mom makes a comment like that, it’s a probably a good sign it’s time to, uh, leave…and then just don’t think about it! Parents would not necessarily rather bask in the joy of their child’s presence than have sex. I am sorry but that is the awful truth. I know, I know, I used to believe it too
“It’s the little old lady from Pasadena …”