Top of the p.m. to ya!
T’was time for an oil change and tire rotation, so tooth brush through my mouth, sleep out of my viewers, cliff hangers plucked from my snotter, a wash clothe under my pits, down tweenst the lower cheeks, and I’m so very ready! 
From my black hat comes … TUTH, IH and P96! Btw … anyone seen P86 and P96 lately? If you do, tell’em M&M is getting too low on’em both, and they need to check their sperm, 'cause their reproduction levels are seriously lacking!!!
Anywho … stop looking at my cheeks while I’m dressing! 
To the skin of my chest goes ONE shot of TUTH 5.0. I get dressed, a shot of P96 (20 mcgs per spray) goes to the wrists (shared), and a shot to each side of the neck (I like that 60 mcgs number! Why? I don’t know, but it works!) To the back of the neck goes 3 shots of IH (X4). One more shot of TUTH to the chest of my shirt, and Off I go!
Now I’ve been going to this place for almost a year now, so I know my inspector pretty well. She’s always been nice and friendly (late 30s early 40s … not bad looking at all). But when I called to set up my appointment last week, I forgot my appointment, which was yesterday, so I called yesterday afternoon to resched. She said, “You better show up, 'cause you don’t want a spanking!” I say, “From you?” She says, “Yes!” I say, "Hell yeah! I’ll lay down across that lap to the sound of, “WHO’S YA MOMMA!” any day that ends in Y!" I hear her busting a gut (laughing!) She says, “I’ll see you tomorrow!” Nice set up, to which I reply, “Thanks for the warning!” I hear her laughing on the phone. Onwards!
For the last year, I pull in, take in my coupon, she fills out the paper work, we walk outside, she inspects the vehicle for scratches and dents, I go back in, sit down and wait. She meets me outside. Okay, this is new!
I say, “Is this where I hear they give out good spankings?”
She laughs and say, “You are a crazy man! But I will get you, you probably have buns of steel, and will probably hurt my hand.”
I say, “You’re not suppose to kill me, you’re suppose to make me purrrrrrrrrr. And if you spank the right cheek, you’re suppose to squeeze the left cheek, when you’re done. It’s like your momma spanking you, and giving you a kiss afterwards.” She laughs, and says, “I’m going to get you!” I say, “Do you take tips!?” I noticed that she seemed to make an effort to stay very close to me. New finding as well.
I go in, to sit down. She drives my truck into the garage, and comes back to her desk. I catch her peeping more than normal, or maybe it was just that I was watching her more. ???
Anyway, out comes the cashier, early to mid 30s, I’d do’er! She walks by, smiles, and speaks. I say, “How are you?” She says, “I’m fine.” I say, “Are you fine, or are you telling me what they tell you to tell your customers?” She laughs, and says, “I’m fine.” I say, “Cool! If I find out any different, I’m telling!” She laughs and walks on.
Each time my inspector passes, she’s deep into my eyes and smiling. Okay, I’m done. My inspector walks me to the cashier’s window to sign my paper work. I was up to the window, say, “Hello, again!” She smiles, says, “Hello,” and hands me my paper work. Mean time, I look at my inspector and say, “I’m ready for my spanking, now!” She’s beat red, laughs, steps back. I say, “If I don’t get my spanking, I’m suing for false advertising!” Everybody’s watching and laughing, and all eyes are wide open. Out of nowhere, the cashier says, “I just love looking into his eyes! Are those your real eyes?” I lean into the window, and say, “Can’t you tell?” She comes in close, and someone says, “Don’t be kissing the customers!” We all laugh.
I put both hands on the cashier’s window, look at my inspector, and say, “Remember, you’re suppose to make me purrrrrr.” She steps up and gives me a smack. The look on her face was PRICELESS!!! She steps back. I say, “Which cheek did you smack, and what are you suppose to do to the other one?” She walks up and rubs my right cheek. I look at her, wink, and said, “You didn’t put a lot into, but! You have potential!” Grabbed my receipt and headed for the door. She walked right behind me, red as hell, and smiling all the way. I say, “Til we meet again. I love ya!” She says, “You are a crazy man, and I love you, too.”
THE END
2 sprays of TUTH
3 sprays of P96
3 sprays of IH
P.S. IF you don’t like my writing, if I misspelled words, or you don’t like my paragraphing … TUFF! 