Only when I’m wiping my ass…otherwise I sit.
Front to back, folded.
Only issues I have is if my hands are extra soft and there’s no traction for the paper. Was using baby wipes, but if you don’t use the right kind, someone will end up having to clean out your pipes and inevitably bitch at you for it (unless you do it yourself).
I think I would probably tear something important in my knee if I perched like that. Besides, my seat has a little side-play, so I would likely end up hitting my head on the sink. Next week on CSI:
Excellent shirt though.
According to my doctor, bidets are actually very unhealthy for you as it promotes bacterial growth, especially in warm water. Just a FYI.
I’ve always wanted to try one until my doctored warned me about them. I assume she also meant public bidets, but use a bidet enough and bacteria and stuff will grow just as much as a public one.
And as to how I wipe, it really depends. MOST of the time I sit, folded and away from genitals. There are times, at least once a week where for some really weird reason I’ll do the exact opposite or a mixture. Yes, I’m very strange, I know.
Ok here’s something:
Did you know that with which hand you whipe is a good indication of wether you were born left or right-handed?
Since usually nobody taught you, you’ll use the hand you would naturally pick. It’s pretty common for people who were born left-handed to become right-handed by imitating others. It’s not really a problem though some of those who should have been left-handed will have problems with orientation and mild stuttering later on in their life 
Anyway, if you ever wondered if you were a lefty or not. Next time you whipe you’ll know 
Taibo, so you squat to go to the toilet? loads of people in other countries where they have squatting toilets (pretty much a hole in the floor) obviously do that… Pretty common actually…
or do you only do that to clean yourself up?
Also i remember seeing something on tv about how people sit to a toilet, quite a lot of people squat on top of it surprisingly. But i only saw the intro from swapping channels…
I only squat when I need to wipe my ass. I wouldn’t squat and take a shit because if it’s a big one, it will splash water everywhere and I can’t imagine if you have diarrhea and you’re trying sit in a squat position.
The splashing of water on your ass is good for hot Summer days though. Refreshing.
You’re totally right! It may leave some stains on your butt which may result in a smelly ass…but hey, there’s always A-Spray for that.
Heck yeah! Or baby wipes w00t!
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Wipe? who has time… 10 sec countdown begins when you lock the door
hehe oh I know that one
One of the funniest threads ever … how did i miss it ?
Pago
I pretty much have to stand with my house toilet, but with public ones I sit, so…
Also, wtf @ this thread
This thread is humorous… I sit fold and use baby wipes 
Was dissapointed that “scooting” wasn’t an option 
Completely Awesome!!!