Inspired by the breast-fed/boob poll- I’m curious why so many guys are into anal. I’ve noticed this forum tends to have older guys, and I think older porn was not anal focused as heavily as newer porn.
I do like a big booty, but I like big boobies more. I dont get why some people are into anal, it is weird to me.
I don’t think I’ve ever done anything of the kind. Some 20 years ago I was convinced I’d gotten into the “wrong” hole as the girl was painfully tight. I still don’t know, she was on top and steered it in…
I don’t care for it. If a woman were to suggest it, fine. I have nothing against trying but I can certainly do without.
Boobs… More than a mouthful is a waste..
I’m an ass man but don’t care for anal sex. Admire the nice shape of a lovely firm bum and sexy legs.
Women love to check out mens butts to but surely not thinking to strap one on.
The pervert/human ratio is slightly off nowadays. 
OK, if a girl were to suggest it, then I would not say NO. Albeit I see no reason as to why one should do it.
FYI the formal term for buttock cleavage is crena.
Also, this write up of butt study is hilarious and informative: http://public.wsu.edu/~taflinge/biosex2.html
I don’t daydream about it, it’s nothing I have to have, and it doesn’t come to mind while I’m in ‘THRUSTING MODE’
But!
If my lover wants/needs it to feel good, I’d push her peanut butter! Just saying. 
“No butthole play…” (*)
I once heard that paedophiles are phucking inmature arseholes.
"Ms. Primate, decked out in her new body, bounds up to a likely looking male and presents her posterior – after all, land mammals mate from the rear. He, of course, responds. However, there is a new and frustrating development – he can’t reach. Equipped as he is with a primate penis, which is small,(10) (http://public.wsu.edu/~taflinge/biosex2.html#10) her vagina is too far forward, her legs too close together, and her buttocks hold him too far away…
First, the proto-human male evolved an over-sized penis, the largest in the primate world, and one of the largest in comparison to body size in nature.(11) (http://public.wsu.edu/~taflinge/biosex2.html#11) However, since this evolution in male structure was in response to changes in the female, he was always a little behind (no pun intended)."
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so where are all these “evolved” men? I have not seen my share of over-sized.
OMG Brian! Thanks for the info, but I almost spit my beer on my computer when I saw “Table 2” !!!
Summary: No matter how big or small, guys always exaggerate the size of their dick.
Hey, Modes.
Shouldn’t this be in the LOUNGE SECTION, or is there an ASS MONE coming out? 
Now that was informative indeed!
They must have had different groups for self-reporting and measurement and very very unlikely p value happening… 
…Or they all belonged to the 0,1% of males who have never measured.
…Or the subjects weren’t aware they’d be measured after the questionnaire.
Oh, and for the poll itself, I’m ass man because of the aesthetic values of female buttocks. (Now there’s a sentence for you…)
I also find the “second option” to be naughty and therefore intriguing.
I’ve never suggested it to a woman, it’s always been her wanting to try it. It’s surprising how many women actually enjoy anal… Or I’ve been lucky finding just the ones that do.
-AT (who luckily has no need to exaggerate! 
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Haha 
That is called subtle exaggeration.
That’s why I use my arm/forearm for a frame of reference- it’s fixed. lol
RE M&M: cut me some slack man- online forum etiquette is not something I can learn overnight- I’m new. I never meant to insult your time or intelligence. I can see why women don’t stick around this forum for very long- I’m so paranoid of upsetting someone inadvertently with every post.
I don’t see any compelling urgency to move the thread. The truth, if anyone chooses to be bold enough to really acknowledge it, is that there is remarkably little direct feedback from women about what they feel when they smell a man wearing something. Not me telling them how wet they might be with my x-ray eyes. Skilled users can detect IOI, but two sprays TUTH can as easily repel the woman on your right arm as attract the one on your left. What worked Friday fails Wednesday a fortnight later. Most of what we know of -eNone directly from the mouths of women is from married women, and often the same small handful. Not much new has been written in a very long time. I think I might have persuaded LadyS to test some P75, so, please, let’s not F. it up.
I voted no on the poll. If the OP wants a pretty candid answer, shel’ll have to PM me. When you understand the fundamental character if -eNone, its somewhat sinister character, things, I think, become clearer. The phrase “grudge F.” is truly a neologism in that context. Broadband Internet and HD porn are also, mostly post-millennial contributions. I think most actors/actresses don’t care which tool fits which orifice. It’s all about how many $ per scene. I don’t know how many dudes do guy-girl and guy-guy scenes. I suspect a few do. In other words, the online video content presents a world view that has some resemblance to reality (people do have consenting backdoor hetero action in real life and do enjoy it). But, is it typical, especially unprotected? Does the average hausfrau employ enemas before her “scene?” I think not.
Sorry, you took that the WRONG WAY, LS. I’m an old head, and the old days, it would have been moved long ago. I came back to the forum on numerous occasions in the last 24, and the first thing I saw in the MEN’s MONE section was ANAL.
Don’t take it personal. I can’t be insulted on line, nor am I upset. It was the rule back then, and it should be the rule now. My post was for the MODERATORS. Of course the new people and the pervs may enjoy it, and I responded, too, but my point is … it has nothing to do with mones. And nobody is gonna spank you for your post.
hugs fer true
Ummmm…I almost posted a reply a few days ago when this awesome poll was first introduced by LS (BTW u rock!) but thought better of it since I’m pry the outlyer who voted “HELL YA I SUPER DIG IT” & might get too enthusiastic straight away!
My opinion is simply based upon my prior experience(s) with willing women who either wanted to “give it a test drive” or had been analized previously & really enjoyed adding anal sex into their sex play with the right partner they perceived as “rather adventurous”. At any rate these wonderful women got me hooked immediately and not just upon the unique sensations of anal penetration; for me it is as much about the visual of watching myself enter a woman who is choosing to be totally sub for that particular sex act & her level of submission allows me to be appropriately dominant to satisfy her desires. That’s psychological damn good stuff IMO.
To be specific I am into thinner ladies with smaller ass cheeks where I can almost palm one cheek firmly in my grasp. And to most women’s delight, the man MUST be very erect to penetrate the twin rectal sphincters & stay erect to keep the thrusting going This level of erection is very very satisfying for vaginal sex play to be sure! I have had women tell me that they prefer men who adore anal sex for their sex partners cos they are assured that he will be possessed of a fantastic erection w/out premature ejaculation woes.
Plus I’m a pig !
As long as the ass cheeks are round, I’ll take’em any size. There’s something about a woman with an ass flatter than a two-day opened beer that just does NOT cut it!
TO ENTER THE THIRD EYE, OR NOT TO ENTER THE THIRD EYE? That be the question.
And for all of you who said you will NOT take that journey, EXCELLENT LOVERS gives their ALL. So, you’re seriously LACKING. Shame on you!!! 
Until we meet again … PEEP EYE!
M&M - your posts always crack me up. Welcome back to the forum
I voted I’m not into it. Guess I have to step up my game.