that was the point,baby
get all your rah rahs out giving me ideas to be remembered for generations to come…
im in tears over some of this stuff!
if i hypothetically never haunt anywhere,this thread is still entertainment value !
plus im taking pictures when im hypothetically done 
Dead fish…AC Air handler.
'Nuff said.
but but but jim, they can make me pay for that!
that would kill the place for sure, 
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but i have to hypothetically be undiscovered…
aint no mistaken fish smell! lol!
um hypothetically speaking, whats the stinkiest fish smell to get out of something, oily fish i would think…
Plant Kudzu
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yup there it is in a nutshell. it grows anywhere just pop some vine bits in the ground all over.
Then for the spy treatment, put something that will make prospective tennents really irratable… and spill it in the office right under the chair where all the new people come and sit. Renter will leave for different places because of the bad vibes there…
Pour a bottle of -none oil down the heating ducts and in the cold air returns.
Make sure you put it in past the filter other wise it will be gone when the filter is replaced.
Image the smell and tension created when the heat kicks on.
RAWR!!! 
the only thing keeping me from androstenone -ing the place is incase they have kids.
i cant fill it with 'none unless i know its only adults and since there kids on either side of me, i have to be realistic. 
the office is getting 'none though.
that i know for sure. 
kudzu sounds fun too.
Hahaha, you should watch this video. Hilarious pheromonal havoc at a local theatre. The ticket booth attendant looks extremely harassed. “There’s stains on the ceeeilings, it was really disgusting. It’s gonna take us hours to clean this up, y’know.”
oooomg, Where did you find this video? Sorry… looks like they let me loose in the theatre again.
I found a few more.
On a dark fabric seat apply 3-4 squirs of Tabasco sauce. It will dry without evidence or smell but after being sat on for an hour or so it will penetrate your victim’s pants.
Buy some valerian root capsules. Open the mouthpiece of your victim’s phone pour the contents into the mouthpiece then close it.
Freeze a couple of cans of shaving cream overnight. The next day they will have burst and you can peel the metal away. Place the frozen contents in desk or filing cabinet. As it thaws it expands.
Poke holes in a can of tuna and drain the oil or water. Tape it under a desk or table.
Hilarious.
“This neighborhood, normally known for eateries, saw more action last night…than it usually does.”
The whole thing is so Rick Mercer.
wonder how i can incorperate this one, as there is a hole in the bathroom wall …
Here are my two:
In the middle of the night, go out there with a bag of salt and spread it over the front lawn infront of the leasing office. Nothing will grow there afterwards if you salt it enough.
Dump an entire bottle of copulins in the carpet of the front room of the leasing office as you are leaving. The impression this will give potential customers will be priceless.
plant some marijuana hahah