Halloween thought...

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So, I was thinking about All Hallow’s Eve approaching, or Samhain for those type of people, and I was wondering about a little experiement. Let us say that I was going to be a Satyr for the festivities, and I carried around a small leather bag of what ever may strike my fancy. Within the contents of this ex-animal hide is a small vile of “pixie dust” (a.k.a. crafter’s glitter, ussually found in the scrap-booking section of any sort of craft store). Let’s say the preperatory work you did was before placing the glitter into a vile, you layed the glitter out before you on a parchment that allows the least amount of glitter to stick to its surface. You then spray the glitter a good two sprays with Spaceland, and maybe instant shine. Now I wonder if this may not work as the glitter is nothing more than chopped up tinsel, and wonder if perhaps polymer clay in thinned out sheets wouldn’t be better as the natural porous nature of the clay would absorb the spray, then you can grind it up using a Bowl of Hygea. You would then take your bits and place the “glitter” into a vile. You would call it pixie dust. They (they being the unsuspecting person you’re about to dump this on) will mention that this doesn’t look like pixie dust, or that it is not real. To which I would reply, “Oh but my dear (or good sir), I be such a lowly Satyr, and faun of Oberon, that I do vexingly proclaim that this be the true dust of the Fae Kingdom. For would it be with but one waft of the scent of this material, you as well would be in the state of Fae; as is juxtoposed upon the domain of man, and to be of veracity I
offer to you this but humble thing that I would deny you to smell the dirt of the Fae kingdom.”

I suppose at that time they would look at me like a freak, and I would say after whatever snide remark they made at me, “Oh but if you wish to feel the unchanging nature of the Fae Kingdom, then smell well.” I would then release the topper and allow them to smell the dust. Which hopefully the Spaceland smell would affect them? I’m not sure, is something like that possible?

If possible, then what would stop this experiment from ending at Spaceland, why not add some Instant Shine, or even TUTH for the wicked? Is it possible to impose the pheremones and -nones to objects other than people?

Thanks for taking the time to read this, and I look forward to any responses.

Sincerely,
Dr. PJ

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Just dump the Spaceland on your person. That way, your mere presence would make people all woozy.

You know, I never even considered pheroes as part of a Halloween costume. That’s actually a good idea. Hehe. What would make for a good vampire mix? I’m thinking heavy on the sexual overtones… hmmm

-D4

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I agree with Data4. Better that you spray it on youself… About the Vampire mix… Some CTTM + Instant Female Magic + TUTH?

See ya!

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Thanks for the reply. As for the Vampire, I think it depends on what kind of vampire. There are all sorts of vampires in myth and lore, though the more romanticised vampire coming from modern times (a kind of throw from Anne Rice and Bram Stoker), as such you are looking for the dark appeal. My personal thoughts on it would be Ammo, A314, Instant Gentle Man, and possibly TUTH if you are that kind of vampire. I, however, think the Armand mix would be minus the TUTH and add a dash of Instant Shine to the concoction as I remember the line, “No pain.”

I think my origional intent with the “pixie dust” is that the TUTH on me would be a classical ideal for all satyrs (as they are overly-sexed to begin with), and a dash of Instant Shine, as a sort of call out to my home boy Puck, or the more classical term Robin Goodfellow. The effects of Spaceland and any other scent added would be as a prop to add congruency in the pheremone signature, thus adding to a sort of surreal Halloween experience for the unsuspecting participant.

I guess my other thought on the idea of scenting an object apart of a human, and still obtain some if not mild results, would be a sort of time bomb. If you could scent polymer clay and cause even a slight effect on the bystander, then who is not to say that such an antic with a personal Library would be doused with Instant Shine? If you did that, wouldn’t you feel better sitting and reading a good book? Or maybe those people who bowl and have a lucky shirt they wear, couldn’t they just hit their shirt with some A314 and spook the other team into doing bad because of the “pro” on the other team? Why should the application of pheremone be limited to just a body, or if it has moved beyond such things, I would like to hear about it.

As a prop for a man, he could spray some Ammo on a napkin while entertaining a special guest, only to have her constantly be in proximity to the napkin and wafting in the fumes of the Ammo, and the man she is with giving off the fumes of authority but with refined undertones. Then it would be easier for men to offer a cornicopia of smells to help influence the situation without him OD’ing on all those smells. Is that even possible? Or would the mere combination of all those seperate smells cause a virtual bubble of OD chemical madness as the whole house would be the hotbed of confusion for the olfactory sensor?

I guess I offer up these conundrums to the Board of Experimentors to test. On a seven day or even seven year mission, to seek out strange new combinations, to boldly go where men have somewhat marginally gone before. (Que classic 70’s intro music)

Sincerely,
Dr. PJ

P.S. I was going as a Satyr because I was invited to a renaissance party. My girlfiend, who looks like every Pre-Raefelite panting I’ve ever seen, is going as a Fae girl. I’ve already carved her some ram horns out of Faux-Bone, and we’re going to attach it to her head with just some head gear. Probably a leather strap of some sort, haven’t figured it out yet. I was wondering if there is some good mixes for her to wear, maybe post this in the ladies area?

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Fun! Satyrs are all about rutting, I thought. Turn Up The Heat, most definitely! Not to critique, but your prepared speech is awfully cultured for a satyr…Might want to come up with a bit about capturing a pixie and shaking it over your vial. Or you could give them a story about being educated by Chiron. Or or, this could be even better: Say that your fae girl has you completely bewitched and that she gave you the dust.

You’re going topless, right? With some sort of woolly pants.

For the fae girl, I’d give her the Spaceland. Dump it all over her.

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Thank you for the reply, Kitten. Regretfully, yes I am going topless, with my hairy man chest and succulent dooters flowling freely in the wind. As for the speech, oh I’m sure it’s far to elegant for that, then again Pan’s Labrynth had a well spoken Faun, and Robin Goodfellow was quite the witty faun. Wooly pants, yes indeed, that would be the choice clothing.

Spaceland doused ram lady, huh? Should be fun.

Sincerely,
Dr. PJ