I just got off on a warning after speeding 20 miles over the speed limit. LMAO. It had to be the pheromones, because at first he was a dick, and then as he began to get my license and registration, he just started talking like a mentor about how I needed to be aware of my surroundings, and even showed me the radar and shit in his car. lol. He said it was a gift, and that he knew I was bullshitting about how fast I was going, but said that we were good, and to slow down, blah blah blah.
Awesome … next time when I plan to speed, I’ll apply some mones … but I’m male, cops are usually males. So, should I apply mones for females? Or homosexuals?
Well, I had A314 and x2 Instant Shine, and I forgot to add that I had to two sprays of AMMO. He didn’t look gay or anything, but then again, you can’t tell if somebody is gay just by looking at them, or even by their body language, unless they are outwardly flirting with you. I think it was primarily the A314, which hinted a sense of value and maturity, and the Instant Shine that placed him into a better mood. Believe it or not, you can be a male and get out of a ticket with a male cop without any sexual tension (thank god for that. lol). You just have to agree with what they say, comply with their instruction, and NEVER argue or talk back like a lot of people do to claim their case. I’ve gotten out of a lot of tickets by doing the aforementioned, and if I was in SERIOUS trouble, it drastically lowered the penalites. Like once I got busted by the cops for smoking weed outside of my workplace (back when I was careless and stupid), but hid the stash around the building. Anyway, they were going to call the dogs out to find where I hid the bag, but instead they told me to tell them where it was without any charges. I didn’t argue, or try to manipulate the situation in any way - I just told them where it was, and that was the end of it. In other words, don’t try to get out of it by being slick, or by begging them for a warning - just let them offer it to you. If they don’t, they wouldn’t have given to you, anyways. I’m really surprised he gave me a warning on this one, though. It was obvious I was just speeding for the hell of it - I just wanted to get the fuck home after I got off work.
Hmm … 20 mph above speed limit, would get me a hefty fine where I am. 25 mph above speed limit will get my license suspended immediately, 35 will get me in jail for 3-7 days at least. Anyway, good thing that you got a warning with it …
Oh yeah, where I am at now, Rochester, MN, it’s about 100 miles away from the world’s 3rd most populated gay cities, right after San Francisco, and Moscow, so maybe I could get away with some gay mones?
in my experience, it is far easier to talk your way out of a ticket from a male than a female officer. i have never heard of anyone talking their way out of tickets when stopped by females, but i, and many of my friends, have about a 50% success rate when dealing with males. i’ve even managed to get out of being ticketed going 120 mph on my motorcycle. he even shook my hand as he was saying goodbye and warning me to slow down.
Did you have mones on?
And it’s true, females are usually asses. I’m not being a sexist, but my parking meter expired like for 5 minutes, I’m very sure of it, coz I always look at my watch, and as I was rushing to my car to pay for the parking, that bitch wouldn’t let me go … I’m very sure she haven’t issued the ticket, coz when I was there, I told her to let me go, but she went ahead and said “sorry I can’t” and went ahead and pressed the button on the palm ticket machine, and issued a ticket. It was about 4 years ago, back when I was in college, and I had to drive to work at a restaurant. I was so pissed. I managed to get away a couple times with males back then, and I didn’t even know the existence of mones.