Well, my first day on mones was pretty interesting. I received my order right when I was walking out the door this morning so I was pretty stoked that it came so quickly.
I purchased:
Instant Shine X4
A314a
Ammunition
All travel size and then received a free travel of Instant Shine X2.
So I tore into the package while driving and was very happy to have received some free product from AD (thanks!). I decided to apply some on the fly, but was pretty nervous as I have never used pheromones before so I have no clue what the smell would be like. I decided to try the ISx2 first so I squirted the first spray which was about half a spray on my neck. The smell was pretty tame so I decided I would try a squirt of A314a as well and this had a less pleasant smell and it was a bit stronger. I applied this to my wrists.
First test of the day:
I had to attend a support group for addicts hosted by my probation officer (mandatory!). Not a fun place to be and I typically get ZERO respect. My opinion and feedback is usually disregarded and it remained so today. I don’t think there is much a pheromone can do in this atmosphere. I am Amog’d typically by two other men in the group and nothing changed today. Was hoping that some A314 might help change the dynamic of the group but perhaps I didn’t apply enough.
Results:
Couldn’t really tell any difference with the product on.
Test 2:
Immediately after the support group ended, I had to go to University for class. I decided to apply a squirt of Ammunition since I would be surrounded by hot girls. I got a half spray from the first spray of the bottle and then almost a full spray onto my neck. I still had 1 spray of A314 and 1 spray of ISx2 on me from 2 hours earlier.
Results:
Nothing much. It looked like the girl sitting near me kept looking at me from the corner of her eye but i could be trippin. I do notice that I am hyper-aware of everything every girl does and that might make me think some things are from the mones when they really aren’t… I have to be cautious of that.
Test 3:
Immediately after class I went to the grocery store and I was in “fuckit” mode and decided to do it up right to see if I could get any reaction at all, whether it be positive or negative. I applied 1 spray of A314 wrists, 1 spray ISx4 to left side of neck, and then 2 full sprays of Ammo to right side of neck. Ok, I could definitely tell that I was very fragrant and KNEW others could smell me.
Before I get into what happened, and I definitely think I got some sort of hit, I feel the need to preface this story by saying that I started off rather skeptical of the efficacy of pheromones on humans… hopeful but skeptical. I also knew that I would be specifically looking for any reactions that I could attribute to the pheromones so I was sure to second guess everything and temper my enthusiasm if I did perceive a reaction and to try to find another logical explanation… well, this happened and I feel like it has a good chance of being attributable to the mones.
Well, at the grocery store I did my shopping and noticed no real reaction from anyone I passed. It was at about 3pm and there were mostly geriatric persons shopping so I didn’t really have a chance to stand near a sexually viable female. I was in a very good mood which could be a self-effect and was smiling at everyone while shopping. I got everything I needed and headed to the checkout and that is where something rather odd happened.
I get to the checkout and only one old lady was ahead of me in line and had her checkbook out lol, old people and checks. She was disputing the price of something and so someone had to be sent to check on the price of something … so I was standing there waiting patiently for a while… long enough for my stench cloud to start taking effect. I am putting my groceries on the conveyor belt and i could tell the cashier, who was a black young 20s female, was watching me the whole time. Ok, i thought, she is staring at me but that doesn’t really mean anything.
Well, the old lady got her discount and wrote her check and left. The cashier started to ring up my items and I was standing there in silence as usual when she starts talking to me and we have this exchange…
the events that occur are NOT exaggerated in any way
Her: I can always tell when I ring up a real man because of the amount of butchered meat they purchase.
Me: Hey now I got something green! (one bag of frozen broccoli)
Her: Nice, it doesn’t even have cheese on it.
Me: Were you watching me?.. I had the cheese broccoli in my hand, but decided to skip the fake dairy.
She laughed like a complete lunatic at this last comment and it wasn’t even funny at all! Ok, I was thinking that it was a little odd but maybe she just laughs a lot. So she says my total and then i swipe my credit card and she begins bagging up my groceries. My groceries are on the counter in front of her unbagged. She begins to bag them and finishes one bag and hands it to me and just smiles. Mind you, I have more groceries on the counter that still need to be bagged but she just stands there smiling at me. Then I guess she snaps into reality and goes ..
Her: Did I give you your receipt?
Me: No?
the transaction pad says that it is waiting for the cashier She goes to the register and stands there confused as to why there is no receipt printed.
Her: Oh yeah, I forgot to hit the button.
Me: ok
Her: Here you go, thanks so much. thinking our transaction was over
Me: still standing there I think there are still a few things to take care of.
Her: Like? smiling
Me: The rest of my groceries nods down to the counter where the rest of my groceries are
Her: hides face with hands Omg, i don’t know what is wrong with me.
Me: It’s ok, we all have those days.
I walked off giggling to myself and sort of convinced that this strange encounter was due to perhaps an OD of pheromones. I’m not 100% sold but it was funny none-the-less.
Results: I think I melted a girl’s brain…nice.
I then was feeling extremely tired and went home to eat and take a nap. I woke up and decided to go out and see if I could get anymore odd reactions so I went shoe shopping.
Test 4:
Now it is about 7pm. My first application was 10am, my 2nd before class was 12:30pm, my third HEAVY application where I fried a girl’s brain was at 2:30pm. I decided that I probably still have too much shit lingering on me but still feel compelled to spray ISx2 once on my neck.
I go to the shoe store and pick out a shoe to try on and the girl working there needed my help to get the shoe down so she could see the number on the sticker. I was leaning all over top of her to get it down and she made a comment, “Thanks, you smell good by the way”, and walks into the back to pull my size. This made me feel pretty good and I started walking around the store while she was getting my shoes. Nothing of note occurred, and she came out like 5mins later with my shoes. She was rather nice but not flirty or anything. Perhaps I missed the chance to flirt but I really suck at small talk and flirtatious behavior so she was nice and helped me and I decided to buy the shoes. She brings them to another girl at the register who rings me up. The girl at the register starts sniffing the air and says to the first girl, “Did you spray?” and makes a sour face. My heart kind of stops because I know she is talking about me.
Girl at register: “Did you spray Air Freshener?”
First girl that complimented me: “No!”
I say self-consciously: “That might be me, I’m trying a new fragrance.”
Girl at register: “Oh, maybe that is it”
I got my shoes and walked out a little embarrassed.
Results: Mixed. One compliment, one negative reaction.
All in all an interesting first day. I will be sure to not overdo it again as I really don’t want to be known as the guy that uses too much cologne. I’m definitely starting to become convinced that this stuff has serious effects on people.
