If pheromones were mens' outfits, what would they be?

I just had an idea pop into my head, after reading some things on here about acting and dressing congruent to the products you’re wearing. Since I never tried MX’s or P’s, only the consumer line product, current or former, will be included in this list. Since I’m male, my analogies will refer to outfits for men. If anyone wants to post an equivalent for women, feel free. So, without further ado, here goes.

Instant Shine
Casual jeans and any type of shirt with funny writing on it.

Instant Openness
Casual jeans and T-shirt with a conversation-opening message on it.

Instant Honesty
Light-colored slacks or jeans and a polo shirt with an small graphic.

Ammunition
Dressy jeans and a striped button-down shirt.

Turn Up The Heat
Unbuttoned jeans and no shirt.

Instant Female Magic
Any pants and a fleece sweater that feels nice to the touch.

Instant Gentleman
Dark-colored slacks and a dress shirt with no tie.

A314
Executive-style business suit with a solid-colored tie.

Instant Jerk
Boxer shorts or sweatpants and a white tank top.

Raw Power
Gym shorts and a muscle shirt or a jersey.

Dirty
Silk bathrobe with nothing underneath it.

Mystery Boy
Light-colored slacks and a Hawaiian shirt.

Come Talk To Me 2
Jeans and a quirky T-shirt that showcases your personality.

Spaceland
Shorts and a T-shirt with stoner or psychedelic graphics.

I think you did pretty well in your imagery. But Hawaiian shirts are for gay people only? :frowning:

Hmm, curious about the Hawaiian shirt thing too. Light slacks and a tropical print are sort of “resort casual” to my mind. Mystery Boy is for guys to attract guys. Not to say guys aren’t attracted to resort casual. I must be missing the point here.

I would also associate Raw Power more with the business suit sans coat and tie and the sleeves rolled up. Like in a high powered environment where it’s all business but the veneer of social interaction has peeled away to just leave the underlying ambition…that’s the old oil based one…maybe the new ones are different.

Good Job TheAttractor, I really think you pretty much nailed it…my impression is just a little different on the RP and IDK MB and Hawaiian shirts??

Awww, yeah baby.

Come up with some for the ladies’ pheros, too.
I’m curious what mental picture you get when you think of our stuff.

Instant Sexiness A
Instant Sexiness B
Lust after me
And we also use the same social products you do.

By participants’ requests, here are the outfits for women’s pheromones. Like the men’s list, it only contains consumer products.

Instant Shine
Casual jeans and any type of blouse with funny writing on it.

Instant Openness
Casual jeans and a blouse with an interesting graphic design.

Instant Honesty
Light-colored pants and a business-casual blouse or sweater.

Instant Female Magic
Pants and any top that feels nice to the touch.

Instant Sexiness A
Black cocktail dress that has a low cut and extends to the knees.

Instant Sexiness B
Elegant pants and a cashmere sweater that feels nice to the touch.

Lust After Me
Silk two-piece lingerie that leaves little to the imagination.

Come Talk To Me 2
Jeans or pants and a T-shirt with a famous painting imprinted on it.

Spaceland
Shorts and a Gothic-themed T-shirt. (just the shirt, nothing else Gothic)