Wow! HUGE hit today. That same girl I mentioned yesterday was writing me notes today. First it was pretty innocent but then she said “Would you let someone tape you to the bed and pour hot wax all over your body?”
Woah! Talk about direct. I thought she was totally joking, so I said “Umm…Maybe?” She replied “Please” to which I replied (still thinking this was some joke) “Ok, so long as the candle smells good” then she replied “So can I do it to you?” I replied “Ok, but what do I get from it?” Her response, “You get me, naked.”
By this time I knew it wasn’t a joke so I said “I live 3 minutes off campus” and she replied “That’s too long to wait” Then I said “You are a kinky freak!” She turned around and mouthed “You have no idea”
Then she says “Why don’t you meet me in the choir room?” I replied “his isn’t a very nice joke…” (I’m super wary…I mean WOW this is a direct approach)
She says “So…you don’t believe me?” I said “I would if you would prove it to me” so she replied “If you had your phone I could send you pictures” (My BlackBerry was stolen yesterday, so I think this was a mean reminder of that) I said “You’re funny” to which she replied “That’s not all I am” Then she said “You can think im lying if you want to. I don’t think you could handle me anyways” I replied “Oh…I’m sure I couldn’t.” She replies “I don’t think you can, I can get pretty rough.” I replied “Yeah..maybe…if you weren’t lying” (WOW why did I say that so many times! STUPID)
Class ended, and I told her to wait up. I asked her if she was serious and she said yes. I told her I lived 3 minutes away and she says “OK…but not today”
WOW! I should mention I was wearing 1 spray of TUTH added to my regimen from yesterday.
Any thoughts? Sure sounds like I’m going to get laid.