Ha. Fun family times with P74.
P74 12.5 mcg/spray
*3 sprays to neck
*1 spray to crown of head
Pink Clouds Angel Mist:
*3 sprays to neck
*2 sprays to hair
First, my mom comes out of the shower and announces at top speed:
“I told your father that while you’re at the grocery store to get me an Entenman’s cake, because I like the yellow cakes with chocolate icing, but if they don’t have those than get the chocolate cake with chocolate icing, because my second favorite is the chocolate cake with chocolate icing, but I like the yellow cake with chocolate icing better, but I don’t care as long as it’s chocolate.” ![]()
I gaped at her.
Then she tells me I smell like cotton candy and I explain to her about MMU, snickering slightly.
Then, I’m standing in the garage with my kid brother (he’s my only sibling and will be 16 a week from Wednesday) waiting for my dad to come out of the house so we can go grocery shopping. Then, I swear, out of completely nowhere, my brother smooshes his nose against my shoulder and SNIIIIIFFS. ![]()
I start laughing hysterically because he has never done this, and he kind of laughs with me looking like he didn’t know why he did it. He explained that he didn’t know what the smell was, as if it were a logical excuse for doing that! “I always wear perfume!” I said to him, still giggling.
“You do?” he asked, looking surprised.
We then explained to my father (or I tried to explain, between gales of laughter) what the hell was so funny and got in the car. In the car, we had an entire conversation about what I smelled like. I swear. My dad said coconut, and my brother said maple. shrug Then my dad started talking about a co-worker of his who wears a very strong perfume that he hates and has done so for years, but he likes her so he feels bad saying anything even though it makes everyone ill: “When she walks into the office, you know…and my office is all the way the freak down the hall.” ![]()
So we get to the grocery store and since my dad has a back injury, he gets into one of those carts that you drive around the store, and Bro and I each grab a shopping cart.
The next thing I know, we’re dancing around the grocery store in a line pretending we’re Soul Train. ![]()
This stuff is fun, dudes.