Instant Gentleman bottle shattered to pieces

[idle]

Arghhh.. one of those times you waste pheros.
Last time i broke a bottle of spaceland..
and now a brand new instant gentlemen went down the drain.

I was just leaving from my hotel room when i dropped the bottle of IG on the floor.
It cracked in the middle and all the content poured out on the floor.

It …
I watched it for 10 min while it formed a small pound and finally decided to rub the content all over me.
Hands, chest, shoulders, neck… everywhere.

I felt good.. really good, confident and proud
i though this will be a great night…
and i was wrong.

All the people i met this night ware acting like i was a fragile 8 years old.
I got the same reaction through the night from both males and females.

Even the people that know me started to tap me on the shoulder and touch me every now and then.

You all know how women(and some men) react when they see a puppy.
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j80/idlebg/temp/th_lexi-the-beagle-3_34313_2009-09-14_.jpg

Now imagine the same look on yourself.

… YEP … this was uncomfortable…
I got allot of unwanted attention that night and barely made it back to my room.

IG is a GREAT product but in reasonable amounts(and with combination of -NONE or A314)

[Gegogi]

Yep, shit happens. I once spilled most of a bottle of SOE while removing the friggen roll-top. So, yeah, like you I decided to smear as much as possible on mah nekid body. Unlike you, I actually had a great time at happy hour and later at a club. Heavy alpha nol dose with lessor amounts of androsterone worked great for me. Very friendly, social and extremely talkative. But, yeah, not the same as rolling in 30ml of mostly androsterone.

[Mtnjim]

Ya, I feel for you. I once dumped a bottle of NPA on a porous tile floor while applying it .

[empath]

oh man… i’m going to keep mine in a pillow in a padded room