Instant Jerk: Striked Out

[SteveO]

Quick report.

3 sprays of IJ
3 Sprays of IFM
3 drops cops

At the bar and had great attraction going and just for old times sake tried to get number. No to number, no to facebook, No, No, No = Strike Out!

Found out my good buddy JMS, the bartender, told E to stay away from me that I was a bad person and a pedophile . JMS told me after she watched all this with a big smile . She will never go out with you. I told you SteveO she’s no good for you and I have to protect you if you’re not going to protect yourself. Besides what would your GF think?

Go to Perkins and a big old Budget Rental Truck smashed my car while I was ordering. Great, just freaking great . Sure I got the info and all, but shiznot!

I had three beers last night and today I feel like I’m hung-over

[mikotorocks714]

Ah, my dear Steve! You probably would of benefit from more socials. I’m sorry to hear that, but it happens to the best of us! And you’re the best, so there you go.

@Steve

Quick report.

3 sprays of IJ
3 Sprays of IFM
3 drops cops

At the bar and had great attraction going and just for old times sake tried to get number. No to number, no to facebook, No, No, No = Strike Out!

Found out my good buddy JMS, the bartender, told E to stay away from me that I was a bad person and a pedophile . JMS told me after she watched all this with a big smile . She will never go out with you. I told you SteveO she’s no good for you and I have to protect you if you’re not going to protect yourself. Besides what would your GF think?

Go to Perkins and a big old Budget Rental Truck smashed my car while I was ordering. Great, just freaking great . Sure I got the info and all, but shiznot!

I had three beers last night and today I feel like I’m hung-over

[djandarial]

…That is a lot of cops…

[mikotorocks714]

@djandarial

…That is a lot of cops…

[idle]

ummmm.. thats way to much cops for me..
i can imagine the smell… what cologne do you use for cover?

@mikotorocks714
niiiiiiiice one

[denec]

Sounds like a bad night SteveO,

I am not one for cops, I do well without it

[Vaccine]

Steve, sorry about the car, but the strike out was orchestrated. You can’t fault yourself.

[pheropro]

That’s messed up Steve.

[SteveO]

The cops I use do not have a stench

[djandarial]

ahh, must be a secret variety hehe, the ones I got smell quite a bit…

[texaspete]

@Steve

Quick report.

3 sprays of IJ
3 Sprays of IFM
3 drops cops

Is IFM available again?

[djandarial]

nah we have old stock

[texaspete]

@djandarial

nah we have old stock

Bastard’s been holding out on us, eh?
IFM is the shiznit. I’d sell my left nut for, oh hell no… I’d sell YOUR left nut for a liter of it.

[tfer15]

hahahahahhah i still have a full bottle from like a year ago. are they still good?? how long are they good for if kept in house, low humidity temp controlled in the dark

[pherophreak]

@tfer15

hahahahahhah i still have a full bottle from like a year ago. are they still good?? how long are they good for if kept in house, low humidity temp controlled in the dark

[jessejester]

@tfer15

hahahahahhah i still have a full bottle from like a year ago. are they still good?? how long are they good for if kept in house, low humidity temp controlled in the dark

No, the bottle is definetly bad. You should get rid of it. Since I am a huge recycler, you should send the full bottle to me for proper disposal.