Instant Jerk quickly becoming a favorite

Hey all, Bob here.

I’ve got a small report to make, I figured IJ deserved the limelight for the attention it got me.

Mix:
1x TG sized IJ.

Setting:
Sonic (My work)

So me and a buddy decided to hit up the local sonic for some food, I already was wearing IJ as I had been bored and wanted to test the self effects more.

After pulling up to the Sonic I walked into the front door to make the food I was going to order, just because thats the typical thing we do up there and today was no different.

Carhop B was there, shes an HB10 but quite possibly the most annoying thing on the planet. I walked by her and she apologized for walking too close to me. (??) After I cooked my food I put it on the tray, and her being the carhop she asked me if I wanted her to take the food to my car, I told her no and she looked somehow upset. Then I said “Could you…? Oh never mind, I’ll do it.” I was going to ask her to make my drinks but I decided to do it myself to keep her free for other customers. After making the drinks I put them on the tray, and she says “Oh Bob! I could’ve made that for youuuuu!” (All sweet and innocent, totally out of character.)

After all of that I took the food to my friends car, we ate and went home. When I got home I had received a myspace message from her, for the first time ever.

“We should hang out.”

It’s necessary to mention I was wearing civilian clothes with a really nice fedora on as I like the style and times of the 50’s. Been told I look like Sinatra while wearing it. This probably had a part with what happened above.

I have something to admit here. I’ve had IJ for a while but I’ve been a bit worried about using it as I mainly use pheros when I go to the club and the high -none content could spell trouble. This report puts me a bit more at ease. :slight_smile:

Have fun, but not for nothing, I have a theory that my body produces little to none -none naturally.

I have this theory because the change in behavior from women was so extreme once I started using mones with -none.

i really don’t know why it’s called instant jerk in the first place…i don’t come off as a jerk at all. does anybody know what the spray equivalent is…like one spray of instant jerk has the same -none content of how many sprays of ammo or tuth?

I’m 85% sure its got 5 sprays worth of TUTH in it. 12.5MCG

That makes sense. I think I produce enough -none already being my age, so back to square one with IJ…

Well dont let me scare you off, give it a shot. (Or trade me the bottle. hehe)

I just need to find a fool proof buffer :stuck_out_tongue:

Lots and lots of spaceland

That was my first thought too. Whats “lots and lots” in this case?

Well, just keep a bottle of it in your pocket and if you start getting punched in the face spray a few times. :slight_smile:

good lord that’s a lot. what’s the best place to put that much stuff? i’ve been shootin to the chest.

Haha, well that’s what I wanna avoid. I got a to-go of Mystery boy as a gift and don’t know what to do with it. Maybe it’ll work well as a buffer?

I apply sprays to the neck.

I think you’ll be fine in a bar with it on. No one is just going to up and punch you without a word edgewise. Just keep the buffer, if you’re getting dirty looks, use the buffer.

I put it on my neck, thats just me however.

It IS a lot, which I suppose makes sense for them to name it IJ then. I love the stuff though.

I think so too…most places I go all the people are pretty friendly. Another concern is just a plain -none OD less any rage. I’ve had so many of those…lol. Usually people just stay the hell away from me, except for my male friends who know me.

Sounds pretty bad. I’ve only od’d once. I used my 100mcg none spray.

100 mcg is just insanity :stuck_out_tongue:..i’m only talking maybe 7.5-10 mcg.

I have been testing IJ myself, and have had some decent success with it. At 1x, I am using 10mcg TAC, 25mcg TAA, 10mcg p74. At 2x of IJ i have been using 2-3x of MX272, and it seems to buffer it quite well. I have had no ghosting, or other od like reactions from anybody. I must say though, I think I have had better hits at 1x than with 2, but I’m still testing.

At this point I am thinking of adding some p86 to the TAC, TAA, P74 combo.

The thing that worries me the most about using Instant Jerk is the smell of it. Couplins are supposed to smell bad and Instant Jerk has couplins in it.

Do you guys over up the Instant Jerk with cologne or do you wear it uncovered?