instant jerk? any success being worn by women?

I searched and couldn’t find what I was looking for in the forums ( bare with me I’m new, it could exsist and I got lost). I received Instant Jerk as my free gift, I am a female seeking males. Do any other females use Instant jerk? I don’t mind researching it on females but I’m just curious what other people ( if anyone) has seen… help?

They most likely sent that to you on accident. It has copulins and a high amount of unbuffered AndrosteNone in it, so if you were to spray it on yourself…

Well, spray it on yourself, and then tell us what happens. :smiley:

Good luck!

I got a bottle of this in my last order too. I was scratching my head a bit… I need to do some forum research on it.

I’m actually curious to see what effects this has on women. Would you ladies care to test that for us?

I don’t mind it testing it. but I don’t know if it should be the first thing I try out…well if it does do bad things the only way to go is up right?

I would say to try it for research purposes at just one spray with a buffer! However, I wouldn’t want to get negged again for offering a girl to experiment with -none a bit. :roll_eyes:

I’m so super “noob” and so super female whats a good buffer for jerk?

just kidding found the thread Buffer the jerk: my guide to making Instant Jerk work with your personality

I didn’t find much when I searched, either. I was curious because I was sent some in my last order as well, and hadn’t read anything pertaining to women using IJ. :confused:

Perhaps we shall be the first female jerk squad eh? it has 5 times the -none as TUTH ??!?!?! sheesh. I might do an under-the-nose dot before bed and see what kind of " badass" dreams I have. I’ll be honest I never thought my first test would be a " male" product.
On a side note I’m not so sure sitting next to all my bottles was a good idea haha they arn’t exactly scent-proof in the lids. so I imagine with the smell comes a few drifting pheros…TUTH is especially man scented and I want to spray down cute boys with it and get in tickle fights that I know I will loose :cool:

grin That’s when you definitely want mx109 handy!! :wink: I wonder if it will ever show up in the store again?

I read amazing things about mx109! when it does come back I’ll be ready with my quickly stacking up points ha. I understand why people say they need a second job to buy everything they want.

A good buffer would be Spaceland, or CTTM. Spaceland because of the high Androstenol amount per spray and CTTM for a good amount of both Androstenols (Beta and Alpha.)

I have spaceland on it’s way so perhaps I will hold off on jerksquad until then. I think I better change my signiture to include what I have. Thank you!

You’re welcome.

Dont over do it with IJ. Look for reports by women who have tried Dirty to get sort of a feel for what it will do on a women but keep in mind since its spray it will hit harder and faster then the dirty which was a oil product.

Tisha

Jerk report of sorts:

yeah did not want to over do anything and freak out my head. So I dabbed under my nose. What a pleasant man smell! I didn’t think of a " jerk" man at all my initial feelings were much like well..hmm. ya know in highschool when the guy you like lets you borrow his huge hoody cause you say your cold? and its warm and smells good and all you can think about is how you want to skip the next couple of classes and head back to his place because his parents never come home early. so I got a little lost in nostalgia whilst inhaling. I did get a bit of a headache I would say, but it was more like pressure on my head than a full blown ouchfest.
I would not recommend this product when sleeping alone… lets just say after all that inspiration it was difficult to erm keep myself satisfied. If I didn’t work today I very well may have called in a booty call ha. No strange dreams that I can remember and I had a hard time getting out of bed..which is normal for a work day.

Temperature: about 67 degrees
environment: My room, no breeze, nice bed
product: Instant Jerk
Dosage: 1/4th to 1/2 a spray to my finger dabbed under my nose
Initial feelings: comfort but with increasing sexual overtones ( once you start thinking about it, it’s hard not to ha)

I’ll neg you. C’mere.

Only if you can catch me first! Runs.

I think this is a sign from TPTB. :wink:

OK, OK, I’ll test it out… I just have to find a good situation for it. The last time I overdosed on -none (completely by accident), it made it so I couldn’t look the guy I was with in the face. I kept acting like I was nervous and afraid of him, when I was the one with too much -none on (for a girl). I should post about this in my journal. It was so weird.