instant jerk testing thread

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I looked around with the search function, but i didn’t really find any reviews of people who used instant jerk alone. Just within mixes. There seems to be a stigma about it that is keeping people from trying it alone, as they try to buffer it with Instant shine and other happy go lucky mixes.

NOT ME

I’m going to test Instant jerk alone no matter how many dudes I piss off.

1 spray of Instant Jerk to my neck

Sprayed in on, and covered it with a spray of Eternity by calvin Klein.

Went to my chinese class about 15 minutes later (9:10 AM) I was wondering if the early time of day would effect peoples affinity towards the high dose of -none. It didn’t.

I have to say, I liked the reaction. The effect it had on me, was an increase in my cocky and funny attitude. Teasing came very easily to me, and at one point I was teasing my teacher and fully getting away with it. The girl next to me thought everything I said was hillarious.

Generally in that class, I try to participate (and I do) but due to the early nature of the class, I usually start to lose my momentum about half way through. Today, I was usually the first to vollenteer and it stayed like that the whole class. It seemed to get me excited about being cocky funny, due to my somewhat enhanced abilities at it. When I spoke up, I was usually making a joke of some sort(in chinese). I wasn’t obnoxious by any means, but I was a little more forward.

Other things I noticed:

There is one kid in our class who is a little nerdy(nothing wrong with that) but sometimes tends to say innapropriate stuff, and it almost always falls flat just because of who he is. Today, girls from accross the room would look at me after he said something weird and wait to catch my eye. once they did, I’d get big knowing smiles. I generally never talk to these girls, and one of them blew me out of a set last year when I was a much bigger AFC. It seems the tables are turning…muahahaha

Class seemed a little more edgy to me today. not in the anxious way, but everyone was a little less introverted. it It was generally a fun class. I don’t know if people got caught up in my enthusiasm or whether the Instant Jerk affected everyone. I guess I’ll try it again and find out!

If anyone is a fan of Entourage this will hit home. one of the new episodes where Johnny Drama goes to some producers house and demands a part in the movie and wont leave until he gets it. Instant jerk made me feel a little like this, like I was important and everyone should think so. I only had one spray on, so It wasn’t that intense, but we’ll see with subsequent tests.

In short: I felt an Increased C/F and alpha like confidence. girls seemed to pick up on it. All in all a pretty cool test.

Another note: I’ve noticed my ability to wear decent doses of -none for my age, so those of you who are sensitive to it may want to use caution, or just live vicariously through me( I’ll be honest its not a bad choice)…woops! see there I go again :wink:

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I also have Instant Jerk and for some strange reason I have yet to get an unusual result. It makes me a little bit horny and on girls I have found not much difference to the reactions I get from Turn Up The Heat.

The strongest Androstenone reactions (from myself and others) I always got and still get from Primal Instinct. And I don’t smell Primal Instinct at all myself (while The Edge/NPA really stinks).

So there might not be as much Androstenone in Instant Jerk as there is in Primal Instinct. Or it’s still buffered somehow.

I suspect there may be scents in Instant Jerk which are supposed to mimic a “jerky” body odor, not really pheromones… more similar to copulins, just the male version. I may be wrong, of cause…

Sunny the Panther

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worth reviewing previous threads on Instant Jerk even if people are not using it naked

today I nervously wore a couple of sprays of I Jerk (along with 3 sprays of Ammo, 2 of MX 143 and 2 drops A314) to a small class where it’s mostly lesbian. interestingly only positive (friendly) reactions despite wearing that much none. so i’m sure many of the other components helped buffer the none, but I wonder to what extent it was specifically the effect of the copulins in IJ. just one data point, but I shall explore further.

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Can someone tell me what’s the difference between Instant Jerk and DIRTY(for Men) ??

so far all I can work out is that they are BOTH -none PLUS copulins

Instant Jerk has somewhere around 12.5 mcg/spray -none; plus cops,

Dirty(for men) has ? -none plus cops ? but what ratio .. and does it contain other pheromones ???

Can someone be a little more specific? ? ?

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**Test 2

2 sprays of Instant Jerk(1 front of neck, 1 on the back)

**-Noticed nervous respect from this guy who usually thinks he’s better than everybody.
-one girl(HB7) who has never spoken to me before (i’ve been in class with her for 2 months now) came and opened me out of the blue.
-Maybe this is just me but i could have sworn I sounded louder and just more alpha in my voice

no negative effects so far.

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I have worn Instant Jerk many times by itself with varying results. It makes me feel very arrogant and overly confident and it really pisses off the people that know me . It absolutely makes you the center of attention in a room but can repel people in close range. I would not wear it often but every once and a while it is good to use to sort of give off a don’t give a f**k attitude which some people find attractive. It kinda smells bad though.

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I cant decided if i should just let it be what it is, or if i should cover it with something. For the sake of science I probably should stop covering it.

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Test 3

2 x Instant jerk to front of neck(no cover scent)

This is where I start to get nervous as I know Instant jerk has 12.5-15 mcgs of -none per spray(I can’t remember exactly). I decided that if can deal with approach anxiety, I can deal with pheromone anxiety. ONWARD!

With both sprays on the front of my neck I definitely felt an increase in the effects.

Effects on others

One of the girls in class today who usually gets hit hard(in a good way) by my pheromone signiture wasn’t there. However, the other one was. She sat next to me, and i could tell she was looking at me more than usual. When it was time to pair up for vocal excersizes, she turned to me immediately. All my jokes didn’t just get giggles, they got full out laughs. I felt like I was on a roll. Everything i said to this girl was gold, even if it wasn’t really that clever. Alas I admit, I’m a super uber tiny bit less than perfect. :wink:

Effects on me

I felt reasonably sharp(in the witty sense) for the class again. I felt the same alphaness start to make itself apparent as before. The one big difference this time, is I noticed a flare of anger/frustration/pissed-ness that came over me over something really minor that I caught myself dwelling on breifly. I then remembered that I was wearing Instant Jerk and this was something that could be seen as a side effect, so i was able to relax pretty easily. Very interesting.

~P

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I haven’t used Jerk yet, but I know what you write really hits home. I get very short and cranky wearing a lot of other products that contain a lot of androstenone.

Even with the positive reactions it gets from some women, I like to be “cooler” than that. It’s not cool to me to get pissy over little things that don’t matter.

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the edge jerk gives me was not entirely unpleasant, it adds a sort of teasing tension between me and her… it’s almost like how old friends teasingly have back-and-forths… though I obviously lightened it up with openness / honesty …

I experimented with turn up the heat and instant jerk at work a couple weeks ago, only those two… it was interesting, EVERYONE was grumpy, my same-age female coworker was being a bitch about everything ---- I liken it to a child unsure of how to deal with their feelings so they act hostile toward their crush… so she was obviously aroused, attracted… wasn’t prepared to feel that way over my air, and she disrespected me so much with her dumb constant orders (I quit a week later). The boss had this overexagerrated high pitch to everything he said, (wtf)…

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Test 4

2x Instant jerk to front of neck
1x Instant Jerk to the back of neck

not a whole lot of different than 2 sprays only.
one girl who was sitting 2 seats down from me scooted over a seat to be next to me. I don’t feel the ‘sharpness’ that i once felt with it, but i think i just may be adapting to it.

Girls seem to try to not look at me, but as soon as i say anything, whether or not its to them, all the attention focuses on me. Usually i can see them try to stifle a smile. I wasn’t approaching anyone here, just going about my day, so i didn’t see how well i could open anyone. I would have been more social, but i just had my last class of my college career, and I was on my way to hand in my senior thesis. Phew. :cool:

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Instant Jerk 2go (1x) plus Instant Shine (1x) - neck
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No negative effects. Sexual tension is in the air.
Two girls followed me all-around - finally some kind of stalker effect.
Waiting in the Line for some food you can already see that the women in front of you feels your presence - body movements especially legs.. I understand now why this is not recommended for daytime use… She turns around looks at my doggy-dinner-bowl, remembers that her boyfriend is next turn, turns around again.
it’s funny to see the horniness in the women and how they are frustrated, because it’s not social acceptable to show it. Reminds me of the days when I was afraid of having a hard-on in public.
And a homeless lady followed me, haha, reminded me of the southpark episode “Night of the living homeless”… I think she asked me 5 times for some change.
In the past I had this puppy-kicking effect when I used Instant Jerk, this time not, maybe because of the instant shine or finally I got some self-control or I am immune to it now. Sometimes I had big pupils. Ah, one thing I forget: I was not angry, but fucking horny.
It’s normal for me now that women look at me when I enter a room, but I think this was maybe more intense. (I got many of the pheromones effects without pheromones: for example me eyecontacting a women, messaging her that she is with her boyfriend, she looks at him, gets frustrated face)
This was mostly while I was waiting for my train home, at night in the railway station. This was another interesting Instant Jerk experience.

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If you’re wondering if the ladies can detect the copulins in IJ, I’m convinced that they can.

I often wear -none products with my wife. When I wore IJ she had dreams that night about me being with another woman. Afterwards I explained to her about the copulins.

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Thats pretty cool. I have not had the same reactions with copulins. When I use copulins it often repels women as opposed to making them horny. Where did apply the cops/Inst Jerk?

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You talked to your teacher while you smelled like puss… damn.. propz

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Can we try to make a hypothesis as to what is causing this different reaction? Women’s period etc..?

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Easy. Women more or less consciously identify the smell of another woman. For some this indicates another woman had sex with you, so you must be a good guy to have sex with. For others, they’d rather have a guy to themselves, not get a std, etc.

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So in effect if you want to attract women who would have a guy to themselves, copulins need to be avoided..or they will send a different signal from what you would like to send…
Is there a way to still attract those women, using copulins but in a way which doesn’t repel that way? Though it seems safer not to use them…

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Another issue to be aware of is that if a long term relationship exists, the smell of another woman can create insecurities and potential difficulties in the relationship.

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Test 5 :smiley::smiley:

1 x Instant jerk
1 x Istant Female magic(to the back of the neck)
6 x Instant Openness

I figured out that i max out after 2 sprays of Instant Jerk, and my optimum level is one spray. I get the most ‘edge’ out of that dose but not too much that i can’t control it .

I tossed the Instant Female Magic and Instant Openness in to buffer out some of the negative effects of the Instant Jerk vibe, namely the intimidation.

I went out to dinner with my family and one other family that were friends with my dad. I was “on” in a very noticible way. The edge the Instant Jerk gives me allows me to deliver statements jokes or just about anything with more confidence. Having the Instant Openness helped keep the conversation topics fresh which was a great bonus.

There were two girls there, both just 18 years old. A little too young for me, but they are going to be really beautiful women someday. Everything I said was giggle worthy to them. sometimes i would get a weird look, but it was only because I had done or said something they couldn’t predict, and it was making me interesting to them. They were both definitely attracted to me. And I wasn’t putting any effort into running the M3 model or anything like that

Overall, after quite a few tests, some of them i havn’t reported here, I can honestly say that Instant Jerk is one of my favorite mixes.

Other notes:
I still have to watch out for flares of anger early on after applying due to the high -none content. The knowledge that the phermones are behind it each time makes it easier to suppress the emotion, so its not a big deal.

Also, I got into a verbal argument with my dad which never ever ever happens. I think the Instant Jerk was behind that too.:angry:

Leaving for China on tuesday, I’ll be living in shanghai with 25 million new test subjects, BRILLIANT!!!:cool: