Instant Jerk Short Term Review

Haven’t reported any hits because I haven’t really had any big ones recently.

Instant Jerk Review

Recently got a free TG of IJ. The shit works. (currently on 1 spray)

IJ makes me, a nice, caring, polite, quiet guy, and makes me a loudmouth asshole who could care less about anyone. In a way I like it. In a way I hate it.

The good:
You don’t care.
You don’t get your feelings hurt.
You feel like nothing can hurt you (emotionally, not physically)?
You won’t let people walk all over you.

The bad:
You don’t care.
You don’t care who’s feelings you hurt.
You can easily be overconfident and get yourself in trouble.
Easy to “lose control” and be a complete asshole to anyone, including family or friends.

Of course these are my observations without any buffering whatsoever. I wanted to “Be the jerk” so I didn’t buffer at all.

IJ makes me walk with a confident strut for no reason, and it makes me …well, a jerk.

TG texted me right after I had applied IJ.

TG “Wanna hang out?”
B “Idc” (Normally I would’ve jumped at the chance)
TG “I could come over if you want me too”
B “I guess, I can’t think of anything to do though. It’d be boring”
TG “Oh…well I’m going to come over”

I see Instant Jerk as possibly one of the best products AD makes. Why? Because it gives you a backbone. It could be useful in a lot of instances if used correctly. It could also be disastrous if used in the wrong situation or if not kept under control. It affects me pretty damn strongly and I’ve been using mones for some time now, so on a newbie it could be a lot worse, I wouldn’t know.

Will continue testing IJ, but I hope the self effects don’t go away, I like them! :smiley:

Nice report pherophreak, Instant Jerk has always intrigued me. How do you think the self effects would apply if you were a shy dude?

Well, I consider myself to be somewhat shy. I’m not the hide in a corner type, but I keep to myself and relative friends most of the time. IJ makes me more crass, yell things out (which can get you into trouble in class!) and it makes me care less what people think of me. It’s almost like eh…“Instant Rude” or something to that effect.

Im getting this thing.

Im tired of being a sensitive and nice person. I WANNA BE BAD! LOL

That’s pretty much what happens…

I appreciate myself for being a nice person. But sometimes you wanna be someone you are not even if only for temporary you know.

I just wanna know how it feels to be a jerk. But I dont want it to be forever because jerks piss me off!

I actually just received my latest batch of goods earlier today, and one of the things I picked up this time around was a to go bottle of Instant Jerk. I’ve actually been dying to try it for a while now but they don’t sell it in a to go bottle… That is until recently.

Anyway after reading your initial thoughts on the product I’m starting to wonder if this product is right for me… I’ve already got a huge asshole streak to me, it might just have me kicking puppies like the bottle says. lol

Ah well I still can’t wait for an opportunity to give this product a try.

I have a to-go bottle too but I’m waiting for the full moon to wane…

I wouldn’t want to go all Werewolf in my good clothes.

I find all this extremely difficult to believe. Sure you may experience certain self-medication effects from IJ. We all do and it fades with use. Nevertheless, only an idiot or a child would go against their better judgement and succumb to a silly feeling they know was brought on by a mone application. I’ve been overwhelmed by emotions far stronger than anything mones can bring on, pushed them aside and got my business done. It’s what normal men do everyday.

And, if you don’t have a backbone, Instant Jerk ain’t gonna grow you a pair no how. If you were nutless prior to using, you’ll still be a frickin’ eunuch later.

Good to hear that you tried it! It’s good stuff! I haven’t worn it alone yet, but I highly believe that IJ can’t control your emotions and make it hard for you to be nice. I will have to try it though, so I can see for my self. However, I am sure that you can still get the good sides while still being able to be nice.

good report, pherophreak. i experience many of the same effects when i use this product, but i’ve learned to control what i say/do how i act and feel. if you can still be nice (not too nice), you still get the confidence boost without as many negative effects or reactions.

When i first started using, i was such a prick that my girlfriend at the time almost dumped me. good thing i got used to it and controlled myself after that. i don’t even know why i’m talking so much really, i just got excited other people were finally trying this fun stuff. plus, it is worth the price for the none content alone. i have a full-sized bottle.

p.s. you should try godhand’s mix of a 1:1:1 ratio of Instant Jerk:Spaceland:Instant Shine.
it has worked very well for me

Thanks for the support. :slight_smile:

I’ve found it really gives me an edge, but I could soften if it I wanted to.
It also has copulins right? So I guess you “smell like sex” when you wear it. Even more points!
If you can control yourself it’s a great product.

yes and yes and yes. lol

You’re right, it didn’t ‘force’ me to act that way, but it made it so very easy for me to ‘let go’ and just not give a fuck.

Certainly pheromones can shape one’s behavior. Look at what A-1 does for PMS’ing women!

Yeah, it’s 'cause you get so caught up in the moment that you’re finally feeling good and with a new high boost of confidence that you just end up acting the “bad boy” part, but not on purpose. It just feels so good, even buffered which is how I use it so I can only imagine what it would feel like not buffered. However, after training yourself to still keep your cool and still be nice enough you’ll be good and all set to go.

I LOVE IJ!

composite 1:1 instant jerk and ifm… its really something.

This is the forum police! You can’t leave folks hanging like that!

What’s it been doing for you? Tell us more. P’wease! :wink:

Well due to the nature of Instant jerk, I havent tested this mix too extensively, but following effects are way too balant.

  • Girls, even those that I have never met or talked, stand way too close to me.. Almost rubbing.
  • Those that I do know, would pull out some very stupid conversations, just to keep talking. Not blabbering like the nols, but just something to move things forward.
  • Did I mention touchy-feely?

Things that are missing in this mix…

  • Its always left hanging.. I can feel that the vibe (on her part) is to move things ahead, but the pressure is build right after the flirting - to stop..
  • Some girls right out ignore me, others are all over me… One was, while her husband was standing next to us.
  • Some how too little effect was noticed from other men.. Now that I think about it, I was almost ignored by them…

Even though there is a ‘fear’ attached to this phero, too little.. almost none of the side effects are experienced by me.
I went upto as much as 2.5 sprays (.5 being air in nozzle), without ifm, but I never got beaten down or shouted at. Maybe its just how good we can pull it off…

Have you tried using more -none with this?