A study worth sharing with friends both male and female:
A study conducted by UCLA’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth, a spear lodged in his chest, and a bat up his ass while he is on fire.
My how upbeat. I’m sure that’s how recently divorced women are to. That would be a good way to make money. I mean, hang out just outside a divorce attorney’s office and peddle bats, duct tape, and spears. Seriously, who sells spears these days? You would really clean up.
