Ladies and gentlemen, my first test report! I’ve tried to be as concise as possible, stating the key facts and findings. Of course, my job means that I am afforded a certain amount of respect / leadership / alpha, so its hard to isolate the ‘pure’ effect of A314, but I’ve tried where I can to isolate the effects as I saw them.
Location / Route: London, UK - Mumbai, India
Testing environment: Cockpit, passenger cabin, taxi, flight operations center, hotel
Product: A314
Amount: 3 drops on wrist, split between wrist and spread behind each ear
IN THE TAXI: My normal driver appeared as respectful and polite as he normally is, didn’t notice anything out of what he would ordinarily do. He was a little quiet, but that could be because I hammered him a little for being 15mins late.
AT FLIGHT OPS CENTER: Bumped into a senior captain who appeared distracted and confused…couldn’t figure out why. As we were talking, he kept looking at his shoes (again, don’t know why) and he appeared VERY unsure of himself, which was highly unusual considering he is normally a very commanding person. A314 at work? Possibly…
ON BOARD (Cockpit): As we were preparing the flight for departure, ground engineer seemed very scared / worried about what I would say to him (he’s not normally like this, a very fun / jovial person). Also, the ground engineer and co-pilot were talking to me like I was some kind of person they had always dreamed of meeting all their lives but never could, until today…you know what I mean? It was like me meeting Tiger Woods or something (what the hell do I say so as not to appear like a jackass…)
Couldn’t have a normal conversation with the guy once we reached cruising altitude because it was like a King talking to his servant, rather than two professionals talking to each other. Awkward…
ON BOARD (Passenger cabin): Disruptive passenger calmed down immediately once I went back to investigate…seemed very intimidated and very obviously scared, like I was going to slap him around the head. Definitely A314 at work I think…but I didn’t know it was an intimidating product? Either way, glad it had the effect it did! Other passengers were eager to talk to me and clearly held me as the leader, which was a pleasant feeling.
Stewardesses were very courteous and polite but again, it seemed like a King talking to his servants…one girl in particular who I am interested in seemed she was talking to someone who was well and truly ‘out of her league’, which didn’t please me too much!
HOTEL: Not really much reaction noticed, could be that the effects wore off, but by that time I was too tired to notice anything, unless it was blatantly obvious, which it wasn’t.
CONCLUSION: Clear effects of A314, but seemed to have OD’d in this case. Its very hard when people think you are ‘a class above them’ or ‘out of their league’ – tough to have a normal conversation…but I can well imagine, in the right circumstances AND combined with the right product (any ideas?) – it would be a powerful product! It’s a clear alpha-male tool…but in my opinion not recommended for attraction purposes (unless you mix it with something cool…)
Thanks for reading everyone – I would be happy to expand on any areas you have questions on!