heres part 2, the best day ever starting with st pattys day:
thursday (5th day) st pattys in mexico
best day of my life!!! hands down, this day rocked
start out getting to mexico late. on the beach im supposed to go jet skiing with my bro, but hes in jeans and crap. it gets late so my parents wanna go to the boat
i ran into a bunch of friends, including k and her fam so i decide to stay there. plus my parents dont know i drink, so now i can drink without them there
im walking along then i hear a table of people yelling my name, its the st louis gang.
they invite me to have a seat, and they order food which comes with free tequila. i have a couple shots (i lost my tequila virginity) and realize im a lightweight
we just talk by the beach, they bought me a bunch of beer (i love making new friends 
we leave the beach and head to a pool with a bar closer to the ship. were all pretty wasted, and still drinking. i meet up with some more friends, pull some girls in the pool and just have a good time
turns out this tequilaria place was giving away free shots so i obliged, then i bought a couple bottles and snuck them onboard 
while at the pool, the topless chicks show up, the one my friend n hooked up with was m, she gets on the bar and starts dancing in a bikini. then she jumps off and starts making out with him
he comes back to us saying shes breaking his arms lmao. so as they make out, the st louis dancer and the other topless chick, h, get on the bar and start dancing. speaking of which i gotta find that video 
we stumble back tot he boat, literally. i see this open air taxi with benches and no doors. my drunk ass figrues its good idea to jump on while its in motion. the taxi denied me and hit me twice, giving me a mean WTF moment
we get to the boat and n & m disappear (i later find out she jumps him when he takes her back to her room, right before throwing up in a garbage can)
were headed to my friends room and we get to the hallway, who else is there but my mom! dum dum dummmmmm 
i get everyone to stand still and we try to back up. 6 drunk people backing up in unison = fail. i hurry past my mom, she cant even tell how drunk i am lol
in my friends room, my smart ass is handing out more tequila. h is saying “why havent u raped me yet,” see i told u the line would come back. im ignoring her as she says some racist things, i take it as drunk jabber
were about to head upstairs to eat and sober up, out of nowhere h literally grabs my junk
im flattered and shes cute, like really damn hot, but i dont take advantage of drunk chicks
i push her off, then she does it again and tries to make out with my face. not my mouth, she compeltey misses lol. i brush her off and say shes gonna have to pay to touch me like that 
we get upstairs and im babysitting her as she tries to get food. i run into s and me, s, h, and some st louis guys grab something to eat. pretty soon everyone leaves n me and s just sit and talk for a while
shes a pretty cool girl, looking back i shouldve hooked up with her. oh well, ill see her in august.
now i head to the jacuzzi
my friend matt is in there talking with k. hes a cool guy, but literally hits on anything with a heartbeat. he leaves and i start talking with k
its me, her, my friend r, and about 6 guys, im not a huge fan of. some of them r cool, but the others started pissing me off. its cramped so k is on my lap while were talking
we get to talking about her kissing her sister n she says not like making out, just like a peck, like this and she kisses me 
i didnt think anything of it, i may be retarded 
shs wearing this "kiss me im irish " button n i ask her what m supposed to do about that, she says “youre supposed to kiss me sily” -close
i know, not the best line, but it worked
so were talking more, and this guy in the jacuzzi is egging her on about stupid crap. he says how she wont stand up for herself, and this girl is FEISTY. they both get up and she kicks him in the balls lol, but then he swings at her 
i may be the most calm person on earth, i literally had about everyone on the boat say how chill i am. but u dont hit a girl in front of me, especialy not one i like
i get up and get between them, n somehow i dont hit him. although it was 6 of his friends in there, there was a jacuzzi with 3 of my friends right next door, and her brother was upstairs with two ex-military guys. needless to say, but “I got this”
me n k keep talking, then we hop in the pool. the pool has a waterfall at one end and we head over there and start making out there. then by the steps of the pool where i could hold on n not drown. unfotunately she couldnt stay up s she had to wrap her body around me, oh darn 
she confesses that shes wanted me to do that since the first day -- and her whole family knew she liked me before i did super --. like the brother i hung out with every day, for hours, drunk and sober, u mean he knew? damn, well at least i found out
then we hop in the shower by the pool, had some fun there
then we went to dinner. just us two, and it was fun. shes one of the coolest girls ive met in a while (who happens to live in arizona -_-)
i stopped by her room later, turns out she was there but i didnt knock hard rnough
more dancng and drinking at the club, and then ended my greatest day ever
friday (day 6) key west
i had breakfast with two of k’s sisters, i also run into her mom whose excited to see me.
all my friends left the boat, but since im from florida, i stayed on to catch some sleep. i chill with b a little bit, then i meet some other girls.
me n my friends had a genius plan to grab life jackets from our room and hav a big party in the pool, it was epic! till the MAN shut us down, turns out u cant test drive life jackets
later i run into one girl who hooked up with my friend, shes getting on my case aboutif i think shes cute. i say yes, and she asks if i would hook up with her, to which i dance around the q a bit
she had a great body, her face was decent. so after some probing a say whatever n kiss her, she didnt even remember later, but her friend did lol.
misc stuff during the day, went dancing with a and s at the lounge. we get to the dancefloor and its a bunch of little kids. one kid had this girl bent over in fron of him and grinding on him
i met his mom lol, she had her head in her hands as we laughed about it.
we get to the regular club, n the girl i hooked up with tries to use me to make the other guys she hooked up with jealous, i leave cus i dont get used
i run into h and m, the topless chicks. h apologizes about yesterday n says she wont try to make out with me again, yea sure…
so im talking to some other friends close to her, and shes begging for attention, like grabbing my hand after giving someone else a handshake n trying to shake mine
she hovers around me more, n i probably shouldve isolated her. closing would have been easy, this chick was pretty DTF, but her attitude turned me off at times
i go to k’s room, and her little sister answer -_- damn no alone time. we talk and kiss a bit, nothing much since her sister is there
night over, a little anticlimactic, literally
saturday (day 7, final night)
day at sea, everyone is by the pool. im chilling with k n her fam, talking and drinking. some other friends come over, we all just chill a bit
spent some time with the girl i hooked up with yeaterday and the colorado line dancers
the cruise had this giant outdoor barbcue, it was awesome. they cooked outide on hot coals
i was supposed to go to the topless deck with k, but she didnt want her parents to know about her nipple rings, damn
more misc stuff during the day. allen bought some absenth, its the best alcohol ever. its instant happiness in a bottle.
we all go back to the villa, chill up there, order some drinks. some people go to smoke and set off the fire alarm, fail -_-
i went to see k again, again her little sis was there, the 60 lb cockblock. my voice was gone so i could barely talk to her, i left when i started falling asleep.
i told her older sister, and shes like just kick the little one out. make your move n k will take over from there. we go back so the older one can uncockblock me, to no avail
we go to the club, i dance with my blonde friend who has a boyfriend. she can move though. i swear drinking gives her amnesia because she forgets about the boyfriend pretty quickly
we go to dinner, the final one 
im there with allen, b, k’s sister and some other people. next to us is a table of 16 yr olds, one of them is hitting onb n she switches seats with her brother. allen asks why she switched and they pointed to the guy hitting on her
OUT OF NOWHERE!!! one kids gets up and starts yelling at my friends, cursing and saying he’ll beat them up, and where hes from he’ll pay a girl to beat b up.
im laughing the whole time, kids say the darndest things 
turns out k’s sister started freaking out, and the kid is getting out of control. i go over, pat him on the back and say “dude, sit down, im twice your size”
as i walked over he started backing off, then he and his friends finally leave, the restaurant proceeds to applaud the dumbass leaving
good time 
we just hang out, try to savor the last night. i run into a bunch of my friends.
my one friend c just finished having sex with a girl, was going to the bathroom right when his roommates opened the door on them lmao, awkward.
sunday last day 
since were back in us waters i text k that i wanna see her before we leave
i run around, just saying bye to some of the coolest people ever! i run into k’s sister who takes me back to their room. i run into k’s parents who also invite me to their place in arizona over the summer, unfortunately k will be in dc but we’ll figure this out
i chill with k a bit more before we leave, just misc stuff. she says she actually wants to move here, which would be awesome. then her mom actually comes and gets everyone out of the room so we can say our proper goodbyes 
we leave the ship and i run into a bunch of the people i met, all of them great people. even the topless chicks lol
well that was my cruise! literally took an hour to write that post, i hope u guys enjoy it
conclusion:
just because no mones were involved, doesnt mean i cant conclude stuff 
i learned a lot about myself this cruise. i was never confident in my looks, i knew there were times i looked good, but i never paid that much attention to it
apparently a lot of girls found me physically attractice, and who doesnt love affirmations.
people are naturally nice, and social, especially on spring break. i made great friends, and i expect to see a lot of them again.
girls are very DTF on a boat, some of the most quiet looking girls were out there getting some lol
I AM AMAZING! i didnt believe it enough before, but it turns out people love me, everywhere i go i jsut pick up friends
i need to work on escalating and picking up on ioi’s. i know i could have f closed k if her sister wasn’t there.
I can get the girl! a lot of times before, ive either pursued girls with boyfriends or went after girls then ended up with their friend, or dumb stuff like that. finally, for once, i got exactly the girl i wanted! it feels great
i may end up doing this again next year, so any of you in south florida wanna come with me? lemme know, i guarantee the time of your life!