A crusty old man walks into the local Lutheran Church and says to the
secretary, “I would like to join this damn church.”
The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, sir. I must have
misunderstood you. What did you say?”
“Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!”
“I’m very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in
this church.”
The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor’s study to
inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary
does
not have to listen to that foul language.
They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer,
“Sir, what seems to be the problem here?”
“There is no damn problem,” the man says. “I just won $200 million
bucks
in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn Church to get rid of
some of this damn money.”
“I see,” said the pastor. “And is this bitch giving you a hard time?”
1 word.. LOL (well.. technicly.. 3 words, but what the heck ^^)
I’ll just counter with another slightly religios joke =)
Two boys had been out in the forrest collecting nuts, when it started raining they decided to go into an old churc tower and divide them betwen themselves.
On the way up they accidently drop two nuts. “We’ll fetch them later” one of them says.
When they got up into the tower they start counting them out. “One for you, and one for me. One for you, and one for me.” A poor little priest walking past the tower hears them and runs down to the rural dean and says: “God and the Devil are sitting up in the old tower and sharing the humans betwen them.”
They both run over to the door of the tower where they hear: “One for you and one for me, And then we just need the two out on the staircase!”. ^^
I just quickly translated it from danish to english and I’m sure it sounds better in Danish, but what the heck its still funny
