IG:IS:CTTM2 — 2 sprays each (ALL to the neck) + 1 more spray of IG shared by the top of the hands.
My name is not Chester, but I decided to try this mix on my eating night out, since I know they have a lot of very attractive young staff, to see if the mix held water. 20 GALLON HAT!
My seat at the end of the bar in front of the big screen, where the staff has to come out if they used the back door from the kitchen. The staff hadn’t change shift yet, so there was only a couple of hotties. Still, once they passed me, they passed me, to me, a lot!
I’m watching TV and sucking down my broccoli, when I noticed the bartender stop and stare, but looking behind me. I feel a cold hand on my neck. It’s his girl! Twenty-year-old, sweet, and very attractive. they make a good couple. I give her a surprised look, and he said, “He’s looking at you real evil.” I say, “Don’t you get me kill. _____ I didn’t do nothing!” Jokingly. He gives her a look. Now, I’m thinking everything is a joke, and it may have been, BUT! A little bit later, she comes over and stands in front of me, standing behind the bar. By this time there are two more female staff standing right beside me. Not talking to me, but each other.
Back comes the bartender’s girl, and she turns around and says, “I cut my hair too short.” I say, “No. That’s hot!” She says, “What?” I say, “That’s hot!” She says, “Like, you like it?” I say, “Yes.” She says, “I was thinking of you when I got it cut.” I say, “OMG! You never tell another man that.” He walks over and says, “What?” She says, “I told him I was thinking of you when I got it cut.” Now, he’s standing right there hearing it all, when I say, “Now, don’t be shooting at me in my car, 'cause I didn’t do anything!” He looks at her, smiles and walks away.
She’s still standing there, and she says, “Oh! My!” while playing with some bar coasters, and then walks away. Comes back to the same spot behind his bar, talking to another female staff.
Now I’m still thinking everything has been in fun, but for some reason, she stop looking me in the eyes. I was thinking, “why isn’t she looking at me anymore?” I hope everybody’s joking … til he walks back over and says, “You still harassing my customer?” She says, “I haven’t spoken to him since you left,” while looking down, and no smile. I finish my water and leave!
I have no clue what to say about any of this, but I AM CONFUSED. 
THE END
LACOSTEBOOOOOOOOOOOOY! See what you made me do!?!?
