A gentle reminder 
…for all you sexy PheroHunks.
Now, who loves you? 
Happy Valentines Day!!
Bella
Don’t you think the girl looks like Xiphoid’s profile picture??
Don’t worry, we’re all good guys on here and would never forget…
Hmmm…not sure if that’s you taking a piss out of me or if it’s a compliment 
It aint me but it has given me a few ideas…the voice of naughty Xiphoid is currently a busy li’ll bee 
Now if I replied as I would like to, we would be told to get a room! I know the truth, you are actually a dancing hippo with halitosis and a horrible skin complaint
Here’s a hint: if you ever hear a woman ask “are you joking?” in that tone, you had better make sure that either you ARE joking or play it off and do whatever you have to do to make sure it looks like you were. I’ve only ever encountered one woman that pissed off before and it was when her boyfriend forgot to do anything for her birthday… which also happens to be on valentine’s day. Let’s just say nothing good came of that and move on… 
And now Diamond is no longer part of the naughty busy bee’s plans…
Well, time to call the lady’s bluff, prove me wrong 
I’ll buy the lingerie for you…
Go ahead …but how will you explain that to your OH?
Business expenses, company credit card! The only fly in the ointment would be getting discovered tied to my office chair by our secretary who has no sense of humour 