MAKING A BABY
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> The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a
> surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father>
> was to arrive,
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> Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said,
> “Well, I’m off now The man should be here soon.”
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> Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer
>> happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.
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> Good morning, Ma’am", he said, “I’ve come to…‘’
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> Oh, no need to explain,” Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed,
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> “I’ve been expecting you.”
> “Have you really?” said the photographer. “Well, that’s good.
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> Did you know babies are my specialty?”
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> “Well that’s what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat.”
>> After a moment she asked, blushing, “Well, where do we start?”
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> “Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch,
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> and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun.
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> You can really spread out there.”
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> “Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn’t work out for Harry and me!”
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> “Well, Ma’am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time.
> But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles,
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> I’m sure you’ll be pleased with the results.”
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> “My, that’s a lot!” gasped Mrs. Smith.
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> “Ma’am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I’d love to be in and out
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> in five minutes, but I’m sure you’d be disappointed with that.”
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> “Don’t I know it,” said Mrs. Smith quietly.
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> The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures.
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> “This was done on the top of a bus,” he said.
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> “Oh my God!” Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.
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> “And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was
so difficult to work with.”
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> “She was difficult?” asked Mrs. Smith.
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> “Yes, I’m afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right.
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> People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look.”
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> “Four and five deep?” sai d Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.
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> “Yes”, the photographer replied. “And for more than three hours, too.
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> The mother was constantly squealing and yelling -
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> I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots.
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> Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.”
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> Mrs. Smith leaned forward. “Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh… equipment?”
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> “It’s true, Ma’am, yes. Well, if you’re ready, I’ll set-up my
> tripod and we can get to work right away.”
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> “Tripod?”
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> “Oh yes, Ma’am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on.
> It’s much too big to be held in the hand very long.”
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> Mrs. Smith fainted.
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