March Sparkle Thread Nominations

[tisha23]

Just wanted to add a few more before the vote begins.

I'M A TOTAL SEX GODDESS........but only in my dreams T_T

Hey guys! I’m Lily, 18 going on 19 originally from NZ, now living in Australia for uni! Stumbled across this site, and what can I say? Needa get some of that pheromone. I am sick and tired of being mediocre in looks. My personality is pretty decent, but guys are pretty shallow aren’t they? Need a pick up up you know? It’s sad when I see guys flocking around pretty girls and it’s pretty depressing lol okay I’ll stop now, I’m not really the pessimistic type, would just like to have more of a …

Boycott shampoo. Demand the REAL poo!

(For those of you who don’t get it, “sham” from shampoo, is synonymous with “hoax”) Heyy, my name’s Mike and I’m pretty young at 15, and if you’re wondering about my username, it came from my history of smelling good - as people around me say : ). I’m currently using just colognes and deodorants, mainly Black by Kenneth Cole for day, Chanel Egoiste Platinum for night or some DJ gigs, and normal old spice deodorant/antiperspirant. I came across this site from googling “pheromones” and I’m glad I…

The Pubic Chin of Fire

I didin’t know why I let my Chin Pubes grow so long until i realized, every morning I get to work and subconciously CONTINUE to squirt 2 shots of ISx2 in there along with my usual morning Phero’moanal’ Shower © (Ya, its that good). below is yet another diagram showing the anatomy and art of the application. Results: I have the special ability to perform the ritual throughout the day that I like to call “The Pube Fluff.” During this delicate and holy ritual I simply take my left hand (this is im…

Tisha