Results: I have the special ability to perform the ritual throughout the day that I like to call “The Pube Fluff.” During this delicate and holy ritual I simply take my left hand (this is important!) and with my right hand…well, it doesint need to be doing anything special for this ritual, its usually organizing papers or adjusting his owners tools. After the fluff has been executed the “Phero Phire Phall” occurs. This end result is only expierenced if the steps prior were followed EXACTLY. Everyone within a 4.8ft radius of the grandmaster are pummeled with “Phirey Phero Phlames.”
Note: During approximatly 2% of my total studies with this everyone busted down into a massive customer base orgy right on the sales floor.
That’s a pretty sneaky trick you have there… almost makes me wish I had facial hair to fluff Almost. Perhaps I could emulate by spraying and wriggling my eyebrows periodically?
Please do keep in mind i deal with about roughly 5-40 customers per day..Over a week, lets say…we average 25 per day…25 times is… 175 soooo…were lookin at 3.2555555 customers per week initiate orgies. They are very sneaky about it too…I bend down to grab paper or something behind the counter and BAM! when i look up theres a moment of awkward silence before im invited to join in…Thats when Willpower comes into play. Of course it strongly depends on the gender of the initiator, i prefer to stay out of them most of the time. We need a phero spray that enhances elimination of spuratic descision making and compulsiveness…ya…thats what we need…
one questions…kind of a general question…has anyone expierenced duo hair colors on their body before? Like…my mothers whole side of the family was red haids, and my father was…well, normal (no red). All of the hair on my body is the brownish color portrayed in my selfportrait above…but my chin pubes remain a vibrant red color…kinda wierd, people ask me all the time what kind of dye i use (or just inquire if i do color it myself). But its all natural. anyone else know anyone with this wierd disease?
Yep, red mustache. Rest of my face matches the hair on my head, well used to any way. Now there are bright white streaks on either side of my chin. When it creeps up to my head I’ll have to send the ponytail to heaven. Hey it worked for Kojack.
I’m the same. The hair on my head is brown, but the facial hair, when I go without shaving for a day or two, is pure black. Looked a bit odd when I let it grow out once.
My brother’s blonde, but his facial hair grows out brown. Weird.
…oh the power one can have! 
Hey it worked for Kojack.