meet me in the mall.... its goin down

Field Reports & Anecdotal Experience Men's Pheromone Advice & Field Reports
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meet me in the rain-- its goin down, meet me in t… ok now that everyone is staring at me for singing:o… heres my report

just went to the mall to get a new battery for my mac…

M I X:

Ammo: 2 sprays
TAA oil: 3 drops
Instant Shine: 1 spray
P74: 2 sprays
Instant Openness 2x: 1 spray

Location:

indoor mall - lots of people walking around, alot of single girls walking around, and alot of helpful people in the stores… most stores r over air conditioned

Results:

i went alone… no one else with me… stopped in the apple store.. went over to the help bar thing… and the guy there replaced my battery for no charge… even though its older than a year :open_mouth: wow… thats nice cuz batteries cost like $50. and then i picked up some new headphones and the guy gave them to me for free… and those cost like $20 :open_mouth: nice guy :smiley:

then i left and decided to pop into to abercrombie to get a new pair of flip flops… walked in and like 3 pretty attractive sales girls(see footnote) jumped on me with greetings and “can i help u’s” lol i was like “i just need some flip flops and maybe something else to prevent me from being naked :stuck_out_tongue:” lol

so i followed one of the girls and she showed me the flip flops and just started chatting, and pretty soon was flirting… she told me they needed more hot male (again, c footnote) employees here… lol thats a complement :smiley:

so i exchanged numbers with her as she was the hottest of the 3, and i started just browsing… when 2… i would say 16 yr/olds came up to me and asked where such in such was… lol i was like "uhh, thx but i dont work here’ both blushed profusely and apologized…

then i went to try on a shirt before i left ( they r expensive, i had to check :roll_eyes: )i hate trying on stuff… so i went into the changing rooms and walked up to one thats door was wide open and tried it and left… then i noticed i left phone in there so i go bak and the door is still open… i walk in and one of the 16 yr/olds is standing there with no pants on… lol i guess she was expecting me cuz she had my phone in her hand and was handing it to me as soon as i walked in the door… lol strange things happen at the mall LOL

bond

***footnotes: abercrombie does not hire people over the age of 30 and have the ability to fire people just because they dont have the right body type or are not attractive… so therefore all abercrombie employees are young and hot :smiley: LOL

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The MacBook Pro battery is $115 last time I checked. Mine just died and is like 15 months old. Think I’m “hot” enough to get a free one?

Personally I found it difficult to flirt in Abercrombie as the friggen music is so loud. I have Shure sound isolation earbuds on my iPod that block most mall sound systems and airplane roar. Don’t do jack in Abercrombie as my chest is vibrating from the bass.

Ah don’t know about that “over 30” thing. Not only is that illegal but I’ve also seen some pretty ugly workers in there. Of course not too many over 30 would actually want to work for minimum wage…

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jesus christ… its that much… mine just died so i brought it in… and the guy said he was saving me $50… so i have no idea… kinda weird… but the people at apple r so great, the bend the rules to make u happy :slight_smile:

i dont think there is actually a “under 30” rule… but iv only seen hot, young employees in the NY abercrombies… could vary from place to place?

LOL bout the music… its designed to filter out people “over 30” LOL j/k

bond

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Like American Eagle, Old navy, Gap, and other Theme chain stores, they don’t have a written policy, but their employees are pretty much the same demographic. They do vary from area to area slightly depending on what the market will allow, but 90% of the floor employees are collage aged.
My sister was fired for “falsifying” her time card, she started printing out her sign-in sign-out times, as she had noticed her times were changing in the computer, she knew someone was changing her time, but she could not find who. Although at 28 she was getting a little old for their store.

Good score on the laptop battery.

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I like my music loud 'n live, but I want my music not that commercial stuff Abercrombie proscribes, hence my iPod. However I must say most of the Abercrombie shoppers here in Honolulu are over 30 affluent Japanese tourists. Local HS and college students usually can’t afford to shop there. They merely work there…

I think Gap targets more the over 30 crowd, hence Baby Gap and pretty conservative lines. I’ve seen lots of older employees in there.

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I think the gap is the only mall style clothing shop I can stand. The abercrombies american eagles and etc of the word just weird me out and make me really uncomfortable even though I should be their target demographic.

Maybe I’m just an old fashioned youngster.

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well i love abercrombie… lol i dont like holester as much but i do like gucci and lacoste…but they can sometimes be a bit pricy…

marty… i did used to feel a bit uncomfortable in “cool” stores like that when i was little as all the employees where “cool” and always smiled and said hi… i was never sure if u were suppose to say hi bak… lol

bond

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Nice hit report! Now if I could only get that kind of service!:stuck_out_tongue:

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good report, Incidently I’v been getting a lot of “free” stuff lately as well, must be the pheromones, ahh life is not so bad afterall :smiley:

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I love Gap. Last time I was there the cashier chick hit on me and gave me her number and address, thanks to Ammo :slight_smile: By the way, nice report. Sounds like a good mix. Where’d you apply it?

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lets see… ammo always one to the chest and the other to the wrists then spread to the neck… TAA oil (along with all other oils) one the wrists then spread… Ishine always to the front of neck first spray… kinda upper chest/neck… p74 varies… i did sides of neck this time… and IO i did neck again too

give it a try and tell me how it goes :slight_smile:

bond

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out of curiosity.. are you the guy in the picture bond?

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yea… well that was me

bond

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You mean, like, in your past life? :wink:

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This isn’t true anymore haha - for 2 reasons.

  1. there are fat girls in the abercrombie in my mall

and

  1. I worked there and was included in a lawsuit against them. They were also charged with forcing their employees to buy their clothes. I didn’t file anything although i should have… would have made $300 lol

~Haz~

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in NY its a stereo type…all the women r attractive and there is normally a guy standing out front who is ripped and has no shirt on…LOL

exactly… lol j/k no its not up anymore… that pic was me though

bond

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OK bond, great report. I can see you are having fun with pheros. This deserves reps :wink:

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Awesome report buddy :smiley: Nice combo mix btw :slight_smile: Wow you got a lot of free stuff like the battery for your mac & the headphones plus good service & you got hits from the girls at abercrombie & got the hottest girl number. That was great :slight_smile: Reps for a well deserved report :slight_smile: Will be keeping track on your reports buddy :slight_smile:

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i have a lot of fun with pheros at the mall / supermarket as well:

  • people start talking to me when standing near me at a shelf (i had that happen very seldom before using pheros)
  • women turn around when standing in line in front of me
  • women more often than before offer me to go ahed (in line)
  • the sales people offer me discounts on my purchases (without me asking) - that alone saves me more money than i spent on pheros :smiley:

when i go shopping i mostly use 1x Ammo, 1x Instant Openness, 1x Instant Shine